Gosh. It’s been a couple of weeks since I logged into WiiFit. I should hop in and see…
NINETY ONE DAYS!?!? Where does the time go?
I was glad to see I hadn’t swelled up like Marlon Brando during my three months of indolence and apathy. On the other hand, I’m disappointed to see how feeble I’ve become. An hour of simple, low-key walking (I was watching Chronicles of Riddick during my workout. Very underrated movie, in my opinion. It’s not “Star Wars” good, but it’s well above “Attack of the Clones”. You can’t be too picky with space opera. It’s not like they make movies like this every year. I’m not going to be one of those nerds that sniffs at everything that comes out of Hollywood because they refuse to make a seven-picture adaptation of the Foundation series. The fact that the Drooling imbecile Michael Bay‘s Transformers movies did better than the Riddick movie is exactly the sort of crime that the Necromongers will bring up to justify wiping out our species. Transformers can be thought of as the thinking man’s Plan 9 from Outer Space, but only if the thinking man is willing to forgo the thinking. Riddick wasn’t deep or profoundly clever, but it was at least internally consistent and big enough to contain the over-the-top dialog. As a nice bonus, it had real actors instead of underwear models and real cameramen instead of peg-legged drunks trying to shoot the movie during their step workout. Which reminds me, I was in the middle of a sentence…) has reduced me to a state of gelatinous agony.
Ow. Keeping in shape is hard.
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