Fledgling otaku saw the kawaii post from a few days ago and has responded in kind. Posting may be light over the next few days as the movie in question has utterly destroyed my mind.
Usually I’d embed the video here or post framegrabs, but in this case I won’t. I don’t think it would be right to play the video without first issuing a declaration of war.
The Japanese have translated madness itself into digital form and then televised it. I’m telling you: No good can come of this.
Was it a Hack?

A big chunk of the internet went down in October of 2016. What happened? Was it a hack?
My Music

Do you like electronic music? Do you like free stuff? Are you okay with amateur music from someone who's learning? Yes? Because that's what this is.
Silent Hill Origins

Here is a long look at a game that tries to live up to a big legacy and fails hilariously.
Who Broke the In-Game Economy?

Why are RPG economies so bad? Why are shopkeepers so mercenary, why are the prices so crazy, and why do you always end up a gazillionaire by the end of the game? Can't we just have a sensible balanced economy?
Resident Evil 4

Who is this imbecile and why is he wandering around Europe unsupervised?
“I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness…”
-H.P. Lovecraft
Oh, so he saw it too.
I think I understand… if we watch this video, an adorable little anime girl is going to crawl out of the TV and kill us horribly.
Damn.
Hey isn’t that the plot to the ring series.
I think I’ve become somewhat acclimated, though the idea of a talking and walking knitted sweater is indeed the stuff of nightmares.
Trust me – watch the shinkansen video a few times. it will help cleanse your soul. Especially the ending – “Ambitious Japan!”