Remember this bit I did a while back, where I talked about how people were going to ever more insane lengths to keep the children safe, because our kids rarely face any traditional dangers? Well, Evan Coyne Maloney has another ridiculous case in point.
Preposterous. Ten years ago, you could have suggested such a thing for a laugh, and now people are doing this with determination and a straight face.
Imagine, just imagine, what things will look like in another ten years.
The Strange Evolution of OpenGL

Sometimes software is engineered. Sometimes it grows organically. And sometimes it's thrown together seemingly at random over two decades.
Bethesda’s Launcher is Everything You Expect

From the company that brought us Fallout 76 comes a storefront / Steam competitor. It's a work of perfect awfulness. This is a monument to un-usability and anti-features.
Skylines of the Future

Cities: Skylines is bound to have a sequel sooner or later. Where can this series go next, and what changes would I like to see?
Crash Dot Com

Back in 1999, I rode the dot-com bubble. Got rich. Worked hard. Went crazy. Turned poor. It was fun.
The Dumbest Cutscene

This is it. This is the dumbest cutscene ever created for a AAA game. It's so bad it's simultaneously hilarious and painful. This is "The Room" of video game cutscenes.
… ther might not be oil by then, but for cpus, that’s odd
I am afraid.
So what? Sheep have rights too. No need to offend them >_>
Just as an update on this story, this was probably made up – either by the daily mail or the sun (trashy right-wing british papers). So we British aren’t *that* insane.