I like to think that Josh died over and over again on purpose so that the level transition would line up perfectly with the end-of-episode. That was nice of him.
I’ve had a week to think about it, and I still can’t place that movie quote. I don’t remember the exact wording, but it went something like this:
A vampire gets shot in the chest and shrugs it off. He says something along the lines of, “I’ve been stabbed, drowned, burned, and hung, but I’ve never been shot before. [scratches chest] Kind of itches a little.”
The first person to identify the movie gets a single slice of Processed American Orange Cheese-like Product. (Everyone else gets two.)
Good to be the King?
Which would you rather be: A king in the middle ages, or a lower-income laborer in the 21st century?
Are Lootboxes Gambling?
Obviously they are. Right? Actually, is this another one of those sneaky hard-to-define things?
The true story of three strange days in 1989, when the last months of my adolescence ran out and the first few sparks of adulthood appeared.
A stream-of-gameplay review of Dead Island. This game is a cavalcade of bugs and bad design choices.
Silent Hill Origins
Here is a long look at a game that tries to live up to a big legacy and fails hilariously.