Once again I strive to meet the insatiable public demand for videogame jokes, architectural engineering analysis, and poetry.
(I was going to do a Dramatic Reading of the poem, as with Boris Karloff in the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas, but then I decided to play Mass Effect instead.)
Crash Dot Com
Back in 1999, I rode the dot-com bubble. Got rich. Worked hard. Went crazy. Turned poor. It was fun.
Silent Hill Origins
Here is a long look at a game that tries to live up to a big legacy and fails hilariously.
Seven Springs
The true story of three strange days in 1989, when the last months of my adolescence ran out and the first few sparks of adulthood appeared.
Programming Vexations
Here is a 13 part series where I talk about programming games, programming languages, and programming problems.
Autoblography
The story of me. If you're looking for a picture of what it was like growing up in the seventies, then this is for you.
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