Once again I strive to meet the insatiable public demand for videogame jokes, architectural engineering analysis, and poetry.
(I was going to do a Dramatic Reading of the poem, as with Boris Karloff in the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas, but then I decided to play Mass Effect instead.)
Overthinking Zombies
Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.
Do It Again, Stupid
One of the highest-rated games of all time has some of the least interesting gameplay.
What is Vulkan?
There's a new graphics API in town. What does that mean, and why do we need it?
Joker's Last Laugh
Did you anticipate the big plot twist of Batman: Arkham City? Here's all the ways the game hid that secret from you while also rubbing your nose in it.
The Biggest Game Ever
How did this niche racing game make a gameworld so massive, and why is that a big deal?
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