I may shake my fist at the clueless corporate behemoth of EA, but the truth is I’ve come to depend on them. If their upper management was hospitalized and began getting the mental help they so desperately need, the company might end up in the hands of reasonable human beings and I’d be out of a job. I make fun of stupid, and nobody does stupid like EA.
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round
I'm not surprised a fighting game has an absurd story. I just can't figure out why they bothered with the story at all.
Secret of Good Secrets
Sometimes in-game secrets are fun and sometimes they're lame. Here's why.
Batman v. Superman Wasn't All Bad
It's not a good movie, but it was made with good intentions and if you look closely you can find a few interesting ideas.
Borderlands Series
A look at the main Borderlands games. What works, what doesn't, and where the series can go from here.
Top 64 Videogames
Lists of 'best games ever' are dumb and annoying. But like a self-loathing hipster I made one anyway.
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