Dénouement 2011: Games I Missed

By Shamus Posted Monday Dec 19, 2011

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In the next few posts, I’m going to have a look back over 2011 and talk about a few games I liked. Think of this as an alternative to “Game of the Year”. I’m doing this because I don’t want to try to justify lifting one game over the others, which feels too much like assigning review scores.

But first, I want to talk about a few games that I missed, overlooked, failed to review, forgot about, or neglected.

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Arkham City, Serious Sam 3, Saint’s Row the Third, and Rage

Wanted to play all of these. Got Skyrim instead.

Next time, why don’t you idiots try releasing your games during the season of not Christmas? I have less money for buying videogames at the end of the year, and I have much less time for playing them.

Okay, some of these were more “Halloween” than “Christmas”, but still. We need more summer games and less of a pile-up at the end of the year.

I’m sure I’ll pick these games up on some bargain sale next summer.

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Frayed Knights

I’ve been looking forward to Jay Barnson’s Frayed Knights for a long time. Then I got a copy. Then I got Skyrim.

In the few hours I spent with the game I found it to be charming and wonderfully old-school. But Skyrim consumed my gaming hours, and so I haven’t played enough Frayed Knights to do it justice in a review. Maybe once the holidays are over we can go back and give this thing the attention it deserves.

Sorry Frayed Knights. You’re fun, but you’re not Skyrim.

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Space Pirates and Zombies

Full disclosure: In my daydream fantasy world future, I design a space-adventure that harkens back to the old Starflight games. I’ve been working on this design in my head for years.

Spaz is too much like my dream game for me to see it as anything else, and too different for me to accept it as a substitute. Rather than write some crazy review where I savaged the game for not being exactly what I wanted to build, I decided to keep my mouth shut about it.

I will say I really disliked the leveling. Your most important upgrades were tied to story missions, which was something I really, desperately hated about Freelancer.

You might actually like this game if you’re not obsessed with an unrealistic dream project like I am. I don’t know. I can’t judge objectively.

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Bastion

I’d seen ads for this game, but I didn’t know anything about it. It came out this summer, but I never heard anything about it good or bad. Then a week ago a friend bought me a copy, and the next day people were talking about how it was their GOTY. So I have this to look forward to at some point.

 


 

Digital Mumbles Radio Show

By Shamus Posted Sunday Dec 18, 2011

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Digital Mumbles is a year old? How did this happen? Man, time flies. For the one-year birthday of her site, she did a forty-minute radio style segment where she spun some tunes (Is it still called spinning tunes if it’s digital? Is “spinning” now an old timey-time anachronism?) and answered some questions from readers. She also talked about her college years and how this music has connected with her. She also has a photograph of herself, if you’ve always wanted a face to go with the voice. Basically, this post is a must-see for fans of the Mumbling One.

I’ll also say that she has a shockingly good voice for radio. You can’t tell when she’s screaming insults and profanity at Josh over Vent, backed by gunfire and shrieking about bees, but it turns out this woman has a great voice.

For the record, I’d never heard a single song on her playlist. Song? Heck, even the bands were new to me.

 


 

Spoiler Warning Half Life 2 Special EP16: Expose the Core

By Shamus Posted Saturday Dec 17, 2011

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And so ends another week of Half-Lifery. This entry might actually be a couple of days late. Yes, I believe it is. In fairness, I think the lion’s share of the blame should fall to Google. Partly because they’re a multi-billion dollar company and can afford to shoulder a little blame now and again, but also because it’s all their fault. I don’t know what the problem was this week. YouTube was so slow and and unreliable that I was expecting them to license the fail whale from Twitter.

This fight at the end of the core-exposing sequence is kind of interesting. I’ve died many times at that point. That exact same point. It’s amazing to see that on multiple play-throughs, players seem to run out of health at exactly the same moment.

Looking back, I think my main problem was recklessness. The earlier waves of guys were trivial. I started off playing carefully, but pretty soon I’d get impatient and start running up to the shield so I could gun them down as soon as they appeared. I’d get further and further from the supplies and shelter of where Alyx is. Then that final wave hits. It’s just a couple of extra guys to fight, but they’re tougher and they’re coming in from both sides. It’s not a huge problem if you’re ready for them, but it’s fatal if you’re in the middle of performing a Leroy Jenkins.

 


 

Half Life 2 EP15:I’ve Fought Headcrabs More Fearsome Than You!

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 16, 2011

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Digital-Age Publishing

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 16, 2011

Filed under: Projects 82 comments

I apologize in advance. I find there is nothing more agonizingly tedious than an author who keeps talking about a book they’ve written but isn’t yet available. A mention is fine. An overview is okay. But post after post of chatter is irritating. It’s like when a game publisher pesters you with a never-ending stream of substance-free teaser trailers for a game you can’t play and know nothing about. You can’t build hype until you can make people care, and you can’t make them care until you have something to show.

I understand this. However, this makes it kind of hard for me to put anything on this blog, since this is all I have in front of me these days. I really hate this. Someone asked about the process of self-publishing, and I thought I’d give a quick look at how it works.

I finished my story over a month ago, and it’s still weeks before it will appear for sale. I realize this sounds perfectly reasonable – perhaps even ludicrously fast – to people used to traditional publishing. But for someone like me who “publishes” crap every day via blogs posts and YouTube uploads, this seems like a lot of needless friction and hassle.

If you’re curious what it takes to make this happen, here it is:
Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Digital-Age Publishing”

 


 

Spoiler Warning Half Life 2 Special EP14: Slow Teleporter Operator

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Dec 14, 2011

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Today’s post is almost nine hours late thanks to YouTube being uncharacteristically stupid and broken. It normally takes YT about an hour or so to process the video after Josh uploads it. Today it sat there for six hours, doing nothing. Then Josh uploaded it again. Then it took me an hour to watch the twenty-minute episode because I had to keep stopping to let it buffer. It was like watching a video in 2002.


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Remarkable! Google seems to have invented a “slow internet”. This suggests an entirely new line of investigation!

 


 

Spoiler Warning Half Life 2 Special EP13: Turrets Syndrome

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Dec 13, 2011

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Allow me to apologize in advance for whatever I might say during the show this week. I was still a bit out of sorts from an illness and I remember experiencing several moments of befuddlement during our recording session.

As promised, here is the link for the Old Man Murray thing on stupid adventure games.