Adobe Acrobat

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 15, 2006

Filed under: Rants 20 comments

How does one explain this?

Adobe Acrobat is running, even though I have no.PDF files open. Hey Adobe: There are clever little %mechanisims like “file associations” that allows Windows to open programs when they are needed. So why is Acrobat loitering here? It should close itself. An even more important question is this: Why is Acrobat eating up thirty-five megabytes of memory when it is not even in use? What is it doing with all of that memory? By contrast you can see that Paint Shop Pro – which is open and in use – is using less than a third of the memory that Acrobat is. I don’t know if this is arrogance or incompetence on the part of Adobe, but this is just shameful.

The awful thing is that programs can do this as a way of making themselves seem more efficient. How the game works is this: I have some no-talent hack programmers working for me making rotten software. It is sluggish and slow to start. I can get around this by having the program load when the system starts. Then my long loading time is just added to your boot-up time, thus masking my crime. When you open the program, it is already in memory and thus starts a little bit faster. So, I prop up my crappy software at the expense of making your entire system a little slower and less responsive. What if everyone did this?

(Yes, this stuff gets swapped out of memory after a while, but the whole point of buying lots of memory is so that the system can be fast and responsive and the user doesn’t have to put up with a bunch of disk-swapping. If this made any sense then people would just load everything into memory at start-up.)

This is really grotesque in the case of programs like Acrobat, which (in my case) gets used about once a month.

And while we’re at it:

How about NOT enabling something like this by default?

Crimey.

 


 

Full Metal Washpan

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 14, 2006

Filed under: Anime 10 comments

Steven has a post about a cliche anime gag that involves a commonly recurring washpan that bonks characters on the head. I hope Steven will pardon me for poaching one of his screenshots. He is an example from Hanaukyo Maid Team La Verite, which I’ve never seen:

This caught my eye because I’ve never seen it before. When people talk about overused anime gags that I’ve never even seen once, it reminds of just how little anime I’ve seen!

A couple of hours after reading that I sat down and watched Full Metal Panic, Disc 4. Well! Lookie what we got here:


DONK!

There it is! Same color. Same Size. Different show. Same washpan. I’m glad I’d just read Steven’s post, so I knew this was a running gag and not random wierdness.

Kaname is bellyaching (again!) about the fact that instead of going to the beach they have come to an AS (giant robot) tournament. Then Kaname’s friend Mizuki points out how it is her own fault she’s here. She chose to come. The moment of realization hits her, and to drive the point home the joke washpan falls out of hammerspace and donks her on the head.


A second one! I didn’t see that coming!

Mizuki heaps shame onto crybaby Kaname, and the washpans continue to pile up. I like how it’s obvious that Kyouko (left) can see the washpans.


Okay, the joke is old.

Small wonder how the joke got worn out, really…

 


 

Veggie Tales

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 14, 2006

Filed under: Pictures 7 comments

A long time ago I talked about the Veggie Tales song The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything, which was covered by Reliant K and then turned into a Cowboy Bebop anime music video by some fans.

Now someone has uploaded the original video which started this whole mess. For those who are curious about what this Veggie Tales stuff is but don’t want to get caught looking in the kid’s video section, this is a good way to sneak a peek:

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More Oceangramming

By Shamus Posted Sunday Aug 13, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 15 comments

Steven thinks Oceangrams are doomed to failure, because sooner or later the spammers will infest the thing and then 99% of the messages will be for C*H*E*A*P drug5 n0 perscr1pshin neaded! I’m sort of amazed this hasn’t happened already. It does seem sort of obvious. Maybe the community is just too small to go after. They just now hit mesage #500,000 delivered last night. Since the site has been running for a while now, this means the message volume is probably too low to interest spammers.

But this thing presents a few other interesting hurdles that spammers would need to overcome:
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Everyday Things

By Shamus Posted Sunday Aug 13, 2006

Filed under: Links 0 comments

Here is a meme: Being grateful for everyday things. Sounds very wise. There are indeed things we use every day that we often take for granted.

I was going to say that an everyday thing I’m grateful for is the OpenGL Extension Registry and the way it provides some nice low-level tools and access to some of the newer and more robust rendering paths, but then I realized that was sort of trite. I mean, everyone probably uses that one, right?

I guess it depends on what you do every day…

 


 

Gamespot, Spammers, and Joseph Ngoho

By Shamus Posted Sunday Aug 13, 2006

Filed under: Rants 2 comments

Way back in January I had a rant about signing up for Gamespot and getting spam from the one-time email I gave them. I also had a follow-up post in February. I linked to someone else who was experiencing the same thing. I just got a comment on that five month old post indicating that this is still going on: Everyone who signs on with Gamespot gets this rotten scam email.

Visitor Bethany wrote:

I just got the exact same e-mail and googled the name “Joseph Ngoho” and got this blog as the top result. So apparently this has been going on since January and nothing's been done about it. What was scary to me was that I just signed up for gmail last week, so very few people know it and I haven't used it on any websites. I for one would like to know who this Joseph is and how he gets unsolicited e-mail addresses.

Me too.

So we are led to believe that Gamespot is a bunch of Spammers. They have the same M.O. as FilePlanet: Secure a bunch of popular files, offer them for download, and then make visitors who want the files run a gauntlet of ads, culminating in a forced sign-up. Gamespot seems to have taken the extra step of selling (or being careless with) that sign-up info. They can no longer claim to not know about the problem. People have been complaining about this for over half a year now. The accusation is easily provable: Just create a new account with a virgin email and you’ll get a letter from Joseph Ngoho.

So which is it Gamespot? Are you frauds, or imbeciles? Your choice.

 


 

Oceangram

By Shamus Posted Saturday Aug 12, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 13 comments

Now here is an interesting social… program… experiment… thingy. What do you even call this sort of thing? Oceangram is a software implementation of the old message-in-a-bottle idea.

You can write messages and chuck them into the ocean where they will find their way to other people, or just sit there until a message washes up on shore. When you get a message, you can choose to throw it away or add your own comments to it and throw it back in. You can’t change what others have written, only append your message to the end of what is already there. At first when I saw you had to wait for a message to arrive I was a little annoyed, but now that I’ve done it a few times I can see it’s actually an important part of the system. I’d probably sit there and “leech” if I could just click and get a message. Since you have to wait for them, I’m more reluctant to throw them away and more tempted to add to it and throw it back in. They seem to come at the rate of one every five minutes or so, although I gather some people get around this by opening the page in several windows at once. I suppose you could keep four or five windows open, which is probably plenty to keep them coming at a steady rate if you’re adding responses.

Here is an example of one I found:

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