Session 12, Part 1

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Dec 19, 2006

Filed under: D&D Campaign 14 comments

Here we are at a pivotal session in the campaign. We played for five hours, and the notes I have cover less than a paragraph. Sigh. I REALLY wish I had the audio of these sessions.

For a refresher, I strongly suggest you read Part III of the Book of Norvus. The history in that book is a big part of this session.

The party awakens in the Mages archives. They spend some time going through the library, and find some books of use. They learn the location of the shaft dug by the dwarves who imprisoned Fiore. They decide this is an interesting find. The site is less than a day from here. It is finally decided that they will go there in search of clues.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Session 12, Part 1”

 


 

Perspective

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Dec 19, 2006

Filed under: Random 22 comments

In June 2006 this site burned through 2.4GB of bandwidth.

On Friday, December 8, this site burned through 4.6GB. I’m pretty much doing in a day what I used to do in a month, bandwidth-wise. This is still peanuts compared to a lot of big sites, but this is way more traffic than I planned on using for my little hobby site.

Now I see why people sell coffee mugs and t-shirts and whatnot when their site starts doing well. You need to do that to pay the bills. I’m still not at all interested in asking for money. I don’t want to start running a store. I refuse to accept donations. I refuse to cover this site in ads. I also don’t want to stop making the comic just yet. Can’t bandwidth just be… I don’t know… free or something?

I entertained the idea of putting the strips on Flickr and letting THEM figure out how to pay for all that bandwidth, but I’ll bet my ripped images – while still legal fair use – probably violate the Flicker TOS.

I’m still working on this. All I want to do is make something funny and give it away for free. It annoys me that cold, hard reality keeps intruding on this idea and ruining my fun with boring details like paying for things.

 


 

This is Christmas

By Shamus Posted Monday Dec 18, 2006

Filed under: Random 16 comments

Geeze. Let’s see, let’s see…

  • Normal baseline level of Holiday confusion, plus…
  • Daughter is going to have surgery (Tonsillectomy) this week.
  • Son is sick with a worrisome fever that has hung around for about five days.
  • Death in the family. (Not a close relative, but this was someone young – a twenty-three year old woman – and that is always a tragic blow.)
  • Hectic project at work needs to be done BEFORE Christmas.

This sounds like the set-up to one of those wacky movies where the frantic energy of the holidays acts as a catalyst of healing and reconciliation, and at the end everyone remembers the true spirit of Christmas. Except in this case, it isn’t very hilarious, everyone already has a firm grip on the Christmas spirit, and we were all getting along just fine to begin with.

Sigh.

Maybe my boss will give me a call on Tuesday and say something like, “Shamus, you’re a hilarious guy and I want to see the next issue of your webcomic, so take a day off. Screw the client.”

I’m thinking this isn’t very likely, but this is the season when miracles happen.

If not, then we can catch up with the comic next week.

 


 

Session 11, Part 2

By Shamus Posted Saturday Dec 16, 2006

Filed under: D&D Campaign 3 comments

The party continues east. Several times throught the trip they see Garret scanning the horizon through a spyglass, looking at it through the wrong end. They have written Garret off as an idiot by this point, so they let it slide without comment. Eventually this gets on Eomer’s nerves and he tries to show Garret how to use a spyglass.

Garret explains that this is how the Mages Archives can be seen. Up close (within a hundred or so paces) it can be plainly seen, but at a distance it can only be spotted by looking through the wrong end of a spyglass.
Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Session 11, Part 2”

 


 

DM of the Rings XLII:
Joining the Rebellion

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 15, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 38 comments

Dave as Frodo wants to play Star Wars D&D. Sam wants to be a Jedi. Dave quits. Casey Jones.

Characters come and go, but the relative success of a campaign story can be judged by the number of players who are willing to see it through to the end.

 


 

Yew Tock and it Types Four Hue!

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 15, 2006

Filed under: Rants 13 comments

One of the ads in the sidebar right now is for “Dragon Naturally Speaking”, a program which allows you to “type by talking”. You know: speech recognition and whatnot. The ad boasts “99% accuracy, can your staff do as well?

Actually, unless they are just learning English the average person is bound to do a lot better than a mere 99%. Words are lost all the time due to background noise or differing pronounciation, be we are nearly always able to auto-correct for this on the fly, usually before the other person even finishes speaking. If we really couldn’t figure out one out of every hundred words, conversation would be maddening. We would be misunderstanding each other, or asking the other person to repeat things more or less constantly. The average Joe can do better than 99% talking on a cell phone in a noisy room.

So yeah, unless you’re the governor of California, your staff probably does a lot better than 99% accuracy.

(Oh, and a slight disclaimer: You need to train the software for a week before you can attain that less-than stellar 99%.)

LATER: I must add: I don’t have a problem with the software itself, my gripe here is that the ad was trying to pit their software against human beings. Computers are unbeatable when it comes to doing calculations, sorting, and storage of data. But when it comes to deciphering language, they can’t hope to keep up with a human. So, the ad was kind of indirectly insulting, which is why I just wasted four paragraphs on it.

Sheesh. I shouldn’t be this grumpy on a Friday.

 


 

History of the Internet

By Shamus Posted Thursday Dec 14, 2006

Filed under: Links 12 comments

The recent spike in traffic to this site (because of DM of the Rings) reminded me of this:

On May 19 2003, both FARK and Slashdot linked to my humorous “History of the Internet” bit. The original site is long gone and replaced by a spam portal, but I do have the thing archived here. Now that was a day of heavy traffic. I give full credit to Hosting Matters, though. Despite the simultaneous FARKing and Slashdotting, the site never went down.

The History of the Internet hasn’t aged well, humor-wise. The jokes about X10 and Instapundit don’t really work. When I wrote it, Instapundit was still a huge monolith of the blogging world (not that the site has gotten smaller, it’s just that everything else has gotten bigger) and X10 is no longer an instantly recognizable name. I bet there are a lot of people reading this who’ve forgotten all about their sleazy, ubiquitous ads.

Still, that was a fun couple of minutes of fame. Everyone gets their 15 minutes I suppose, but I seem to be getting mine in lots of little 2-minute allotments.