T w e n t y S i d e d
Whether you actually wanted it or not, you’re getting it: Breen vs. Mario.
I Was Wrong About Borderlands 3
I really thought one thing, but then something else. There's a bunch more to it, but you'll have to read the article.
The Loot Lottery
What makes the gameplay of Borderlands so addictive for some, and what does that have to do with slot machines?
Skylines of the Future
Cities: Skylines is bound to have a sequel sooner or later. Where can this series go next, and what changes would I like to see?
Why Batman Can't Kill
His problem isn't that he's dumb, the problem is that he bends the world he inhabits.
Spider-Man
A game I love. It has a solid main story and a couple of really obnoxious, cringy, incoherent side-plots in it. What happened here?
It’s ALL good, Shamus!
Next, Mario will no doubt become a regular on The Love Boat. Can’t wait for the lolz when the love quadrangle forms between Mario, Julie, Doc, and Charo.
I didn’t think you’d actually do it. I’m glad that you did.
Was this a Mario model someone made for Gary’s Mod?
Groboclown: I think this is a model a fan pulled out of another game (Sunshine, probably) and dropped into GMod.
Poor Mario, no one knows the real him. :)
Wow…it’s incredibly apparent how off Mario’s body ratio is when you put him next to an accurately modeled human figure.
Definitely on mushrooms I think.
Comedy gold! Thanks :D
(Edit) Or should I say Golden Mushroom?
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Aah, I got nothing.
I choked on my cereal when I got to the cheering Metro. Thanks for the lulz :D I loved it.
[cool story bro]
So, I pre-ordered Mario Galaxy from Gamestop back when it was coming out. If you’ve never pre-ordered from them before, you’ll get a call a day or so in advance of the release to tell you when you can come pick up your game.
Except for this game, I got the announcement in Mario’s voice. “It’s a-me, Mario!” I thought it was cute for the first minute or two. But this thing went on and ON for almost five minutes. It was insufferable. I don’t know if I’ve heard so much dialogue from Mario since his abominable cartoons from my childhood.
[/cool story bro]
DONOTWANT (*boing!*) ;)
Best
Cartoon
Ever.
And I’m including in that “ever” the cartoon that brought down the NAZIs…
read it and laughed. thanks because moviebob screwed the pooch today.
Aw, this comic makes me feel incredibly sad for Mario. A tortured soul, forced to live his own character’s life 24 hours a day. And if he ever tries to hold an intelligent conversation with anybody, it always degenerates into “Do the Mario thing!” What a sad, lonely existence.
It was still funny to think of Mario as a thespian, though.
Wow, that was a fun one.