T w e n t y S i d e d
Those who get queasy from saccharine, syrupy sweet things would do well to avoid this link, where my wife heaps praise on me in a way that I find both humiliating and gratifying.
That much praise will only build up expectations and lead to eventual disappointment for those who don’t know me yet. However, I can’t help but be grateful at having a wife this awesome. The fact that she has such an idealized view of me works in my favor, and I would be a fool to overlook such good fortune.
Hardware Review
So what happens when a SOFTWARE engineer tries to review hardware? This. This happens.
Why I Hated Resident Evil 4
Ever wonder how seemingly sane people can hate popular games? It can happen!
Silent Hill Turbo HD II
I was trying to make fun of how Silent Hill had lost its way but I ended up making fun of fighting games. Whatever.
Gamers Aren’t Toxic
This is a horrible narrative that undermines the hobby through crass stereotypes. The hobby is vast, gamers come from all walks of life, and you shouldn't judge ANY group by its worst members.
Overthinking Zombies
Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!
Heya Shamus. Juuuust me, letting you know that…yeah, you know the drill.
If (and I admit it’s unlikely) but if you are replying to these with updated links or whatever, I have no way of knowing. You’re free to email me, [email protected], but I won’t be offended if you don’t.