T w e n t y S i d e d
Please do not leave your lightsabers lying around where they may fall into the hands of children.
On the other hand, (assuming it’s still attached) at least a lightsaber isn’t a choking hazard. If you look on the bottom you might see a sticker:
WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. LIGHTSABER BLADES ARE DANGEROUS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE. DO NOT USE IN BATHTUB. AIM AWAY FROM FACE. IF CONTACT OCCURS WITH SKIN, YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH SCREWED.
Overused Words in Game Titles
I scoured the Steam database to figure out what words were the most commonly used in game titles.
The Game That Ruined Me
Be careful what you learn with your muscle-memory, because it will be very hard to un-learn it.
Push the Button!
Scenes from Half-Life 2:Episode 2, showing Gordon Freeman being a jerk.
Steam Summer Blues
This mess of dross, confusion, and terrible UI design is the storefront the big publishers couldn't beat? Amazing.
Autoblography
The story of me. If you're looking for a picture of what it was like growing up in the seventies, then this is for you.
WARNING: Keep away from your parents. Lightsaber blades and use of the Force in general is dangerous for fathers, mothers, their physical safety and their mental health.
I mean, it’s not like *she’s* in any danger from that thing…
If swallowed, contact local carpet cleaners immediately.
Do not step on, drop, fondle, ingest, or hug.