Note to Parents

By Shamus   Apr 25, 2006   Links 2 comments

Please do not leave your lightsabers lying around where they may fall into the hands of children.

On the other hand, (assuming it’s still attached) at least a lightsaber isn’t a choking hazard. If you look on the bottom you might see a sticker:

WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. LIGHTSABER BLADES ARE DANGEROUS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE. DO NOT USE IN BATHTUB. AIM AWAY FROM FACE. IF CONTACT OCCURS WITH SKIN, YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH SCREWED.

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From the archives:

  1. WARNING: Keep away from your parents. Lightsaber blades and use of the Force in general is dangerous for fathers, mothers, their physical safety and their mental health.

    I mean, it’s not like *she’s* in any danger from that thing…

  2. Him says:

    If swallowed, contact local carpet cleaners immediately.
    Do not step on, drop, fondle, ingest, or hug.

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