T w e n t y S i d e d
Please do not leave your lightsabers lying around where they may fall into the hands of children.
On the other hand, (assuming it’s still attached) at least a lightsaber isn’t a choking hazard. If you look on the bottom you might see a sticker:
WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. LIGHTSABER BLADES ARE DANGEROUS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE. DO NOT USE IN BATHTUB. AIM AWAY FROM FACE. IF CONTACT OCCURS WITH SKIN, YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH SCREWED.
Bethesda NEVER Understood Fallout
Let's count up the ways in which Bethesda has misunderstood and misused the Fallout property.
Blistering Stupidity of Fallout 3
Yeah, this game is a classic. But the story is idiotic, incoherent, thematically confused, and patronizing.
Push the Button!
Scenes from Half-Life 2:Episode 2, showing Gordon Freeman being a jerk.
Programming Vexations
Here is a 13 part series where I talk about programming games, programming languages, and programming problems.
What is Vulkan?
There's a new graphics API in town. What does that mean, and why do we need it?
WARNING: Keep away from your parents. Lightsaber blades and use of the Force in general is dangerous for fathers, mothers, their physical safety and their mental health.
I mean, it’s not like *she’s* in any danger from that thing…
If swallowed, contact local carpet cleaners immediately.
Do not step on, drop, fondle, ingest, or hug.