Dear Spammers

 By Shamus Apr 16, 2006 6 comments

To all the spammers who are using the holiday as a chance to spam my comments with links to freakish pronography:

Please feel free to die puking.

That is all.

6Six comments, I think. Maybe half a dozen.


  1. Dan says:

    Your such a jerkface when your sick. That’s not to say I dont sympathies with your spam problem.
    It’s just that I’m sympathiesing with a jerkfaces spam problem.

  2. Nathan says:

    I too desire the death of all spammers. But they already pollute the world. I’d rather they all die in some manner that doesn’t involve them spewing one last toxic payload. Spontanious human combustion would be good.

  3. The Shane says:

    The penalty for spamming should be a government endorsed public flogging.

    Victims of spam may do the flogging!

  4. AndrewNZachsDad says:

    Based on the freaky sh…I mean, STUFF (sorry, Mom) I’ve been spammed with, public flogging may not be a deterrent. Sickos…

  5. Michael says:

    burn them all!(or at least thats wat the voice in my head says ) i personally would go for pyscological torture then physical such as crocodile shears(squimish or those with family looking over there should should not search for this)

  6. Kel'Thuzad says:

    Heh, funny analogy.

    I would recommend the routine annihilation of their soul, followed by them suffering piracy protection stuff.

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