My last post

  By Shamus   May 2, 2007   16 comments

Jay tagged me to participate this this meme. The idea is thus: Bloggers: The blogosphere is coming to an end. You have one last post. What is it going to be? What is the final summary of your blog? What is the one last gem that you want to leave with your readers? Urban Monk, the originator of the meme, is also bribing us by promising to donate to charity based on participation, but I wouldn’t be doing this if it didn’t amuse me.

So here it is, my final post, my secret revealed:

hi stupids who wastid all your time reedin this lame sight for all this years i cant believe u fell 4 it. i was never a good righter i just have a good spell chekar and say stupid stuff and everybody laugh your all so dumb to fall for it while i was busy laffin at you for reading this dumb site and my comic. i stole all my jokes from OOTS and screenshots from the movies i pirated and you thot i was funny. ha ha jokes on u. i used all the $$$ i made from u clickin on my goggle ads and boght a huge hummer and now im gonna drive around the contry at 30mph so next time your stuck in trafic thank of me ha ha!

i cant belief u thot i leik those stupid RPG games and anime its so gay. thanks for cliking on my ads suckers oh yeah please click a few more times i want 2 get a tv instaled on the dashboard so i can play halo while ur stuck behind me lol.

I’m not going to tag anyone. If writing a “last post” tickles your fancy, then please go for it. It’s for a good cause. (My hummer.)

1624 comments. (That's 10 in Hexadecimal.)


  1. Knastymike says:

    I can’t decide if that would be the best punchline ever or not, but I’d laugh my ass off, regardless.

  2. Vegedus says:

    What?! It can’t be! I trusted you! I thought you had something special! That this meant something to you! I’ll never forgive you for this!

    … On another note, I’d really like that spell checker.

  3. Fred's Friend Mike's Friend Gary's Friend Jim says:

    My last post:

    Daisy, Daisy
    Give me your answer true…

  4. Carl the Bold says:

    Well, I guess my last comment wouldn’t be “FIRST!” (thanks, Knastymike!) But there’s symmetry there, because my first comment wasn’t “LAST!”, so everything works out okay.

  5. Knastymike says:

    Wait, are we allowed to call “LAST!”? That sounds like it has a lot more entertainment potential than “FIRST!”.

    Also, LAST!

  6. im in ur bl0g, c0mm3nting ur p0sts…

  7. Kevin says:

    My last blog? It’d have to be part 5 of the six part story I’ve been posting there. Then the pressure would totally be off to come up with a good ending!

  8. Mordaedil says:

    Hilarious. If only the people who wrote like that could think like you do. I’d be a very happy person indeed.

  9. Roxysteve says:

    “I said this interweb crap would be a passing fad.”

    Steve.

  10. Andrew Cory says:

    When did you become Obsidian?

  11. Josh says:

    The final summary of my blog would probably be something like:

    “I am POTATO. Sturdy yet versatile, POTATO is the king of vegetables. There are few things POTATO cannot achieve. And underneath your crunchy skin, you have a soft and fluffy heart. POTATO.

    Which vegetable are you? Click here to find out!”

  12. Dr-Online says:

    “Well, sonuvabitch”

  13. UrbanMonk says:

    muahaha! i love your blog. Thanks for participating, I’ll go and read the rest of your stuff now!

  14. Deathblade_Penguin/aka Minion of Darkness says:

    I’ve always favoured…

    For those of you who felt you know me, liked me, respected me or just though i was a nice old moral guy – STOP reading now… for written below is the true but harrowing tale of my life… (Volume 1 of 10)…

    but LAST!!!! has a good quality about it.

    Steve

  15. Pester says:

    “So long, and thanks for all the phish.”

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