Prey 2017 Part 19: Going Out With a Bang

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 18, 2021

Filed under: Retrospectives 121 comments

So Talos-1 is enjoying the sweet embrace of a skyscraper-sized intergalactic horror. Thankfully, we already have a plan for this. Actually, we have a couple. We just need to choose one.

You can do what Alex wants and vaporize the Typhon with the nullwave device, thus leaving the station intact. Or you can follow January’s advice and blast the entire place into space-dust by making the reactor go boom. The latter is supposed to be for the hardcore Typhon haters who think that “man was not meant to meddle”, while the first option is for folks who just want to take a mulligan and have another go at taming the Typhon.

The thing is, I’m not totally comfortable with either option. 

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Grand Theft Auto Trilogy: Derision Edition

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Nov 16, 2021

Filed under: Rants 83 comments

On the podcast yesterday, we talked about the controversy with the GTA Definitive Edition. For the record, I have not personally experienced the games for myself, so my complaints are based on reports from other people.

This puts me in a really annoying position as a critic. On one hand, I’ll get Rockstar apologistsA dying breed, no doubt. But they do exist. insisting that the controversy is all blown out of proportion and that I shouldn’t be talking about it if I haven’t experienced it first hand.

But if I had bought the game, then I’d have a different group of people yelling at me: “What did you expect? If you were dumb enough to believe Rockstar’s lies and give them your money then you got what you deserved. If you’re dumb enough to fall for this, then I can’t trust you as a critic.”

So you can either be too uninformed to write useful criticism, or you’re unqualified to be a critic. In choosing between these two equally obnoxious fates, I took the one that didn’t cost me $60.

However, the situation is even worse than I reported yesterday.

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Diecast #362: Definitive Podcast

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 15, 2021

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I start the show off with some negative energy aimed at Rockstar games. But then we settle in and have a good time.



Hosts: Paul, Shamus. Episode edited by Issac.
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Prey 2017 Part 18: The Horror

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 11, 2021

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Alex Yu finally comes out of hiding and we see him for the first time since the start of the game. He still owes us the arming key he promised, but he wants to speechify a bit before he turns it over. 

He sums up what we know so far. These two siblings ran Talos-1, but it was Morgan who pushed for taking more chances and dreaming bigger. Alex is somewhat hurt that, after talking him into this, you’re turning on him and threatening to blow up the station. You were always the one pushing for more risk, and now you’re treating him like the bad guy for following your lead.

Okay Alex. I've only been waiting for THE ENTIRE GAME to get this thing. But sure, take your time.
Okay Alex. I've only been waiting for THE ENTIRE GAME to get this thing. But sure, take your time.

He also expresses disdain for the TranStar board of directors and calls them “Leeches”. Alex – whatever his many faults might be – is not doing this for personal glory or financial gain. He believes that what he’s been doing up here is right. Or at least, it’s worth the short-term moral compromises the two of you have been making.

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It’s That Time of Year Again

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Nov 9, 2021

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I’ve been thinking about fossil fuels and fuel efficiency lately. We’ve been trying for years to make more fuel efficient vehicles and by now we’ve gotten all of the low-hanging fruit. From this point, most gains will require high-tech systems that will make vehicles more expensive to produce and maintain.

So I started thinking that what we really need is a radical innovation to shake things up. Right now the average vehicle gets about 25 miles per gallon of fuel. So I came up with a larger one-gallon gas can that holds about twice as much fuel as a standard gallon gas can. Using one of these new gallons will get you twice as far, thus boosting the average fuel efficiency up to 50 miles per gallon!

I admit that we’ll need to change all of our pumps and tools to accurately support this new Shamus-gallon. And this change will effectively halve the number of gallons you can store in your tank. But it will double our fuel efficiency. That’s worth it.

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Diecast #361: Make New Stuff

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 8, 2021

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I’m really sorry, but I failed to filibuster Paul this week. I unforgivably allowed him several minutes of talking where he was able to say smart and interesting things. See the end of this post for the breakdown.



Hosts: Paul, Shamus. Episode edited by Issac.
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Prey 2017 Part 17: Dealing With Dahl

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 4, 2021

Filed under: Retrospectives 57 comments

Like I said last time, Walther Dahl showed up for some mustache-twirling villainy just as the main story was getting good. So then the plot of the game slams on the brakes and we spend the next hour or so fighting the same boring enemy robot over and over.

There are a couple of different ways that Morgan can deal with Walther Dahl. She can give him a good old-fashioned murdering, or she can knock him out. And knocking him out isn’t just for bleeding-heart hippies doing “no kill” novelty runs like in some games. Here, sparing Dahl’s life serves an immediate practical benefit: It gives us a way off the station.

Here is one of the escape pod bays. One of the pods has a mimic in it, another is stuck in the launch tube, and none of them actually work.
Here is one of the escape pod bays. One of the pods has a mimic in it, another is stuck in the launch tube, and none of them actually work.

Technically, we shouldn’t need additional transportation off the station. On Talos-1 there are three escape pod bays. Each bay holds six pods, and each pod holds 8 people. So what we have here is a Titanic-type situation where we only have a lifeboat capacity of 144 for our 260 personnel. If we want to be charitable,I don’t want to be charitable. we could assume that the original crew size was supposed to be less than 144, but the station has grown in the last few years and nobody’s gotten around to adding more escape pod bays. 

Either that or everyone on the station is bad at math.

It doesn’t matter, since none of the pods work anyway. I found an audiolog where Alex Yu specifically directed a member of the maintenance staff to not repair or maintain the escape pods. But I never found a rationale behind the order, and the wiki doesn’t seem to have anything to say about it either.

The unfavorable explanation is that Alex is a much more cartoonish villain than I’ve been giving him credit for. He discontinued the maintenance because he wanted to save money, or because he thought nothing could possibly go wrong. If this is the reason, then Alex is actually kinda dumb.

The more favorable explanation is that Alex realized that the escape pods represented a huge threat to Earth. In the event of an emergency, the Typhon would most likely break containment. If they did, then having 18 different escape pods leave the station would represent 18 different ways for the Typhon to reach Earth. The odds are that at least one pod would end up with a mimic inside, and from there the Typhon can jump to Earth and it’s game over for humanity. So perhaps Alex effectively sabotaged the pods in order to protect the Earth. 

It should be noted that Alex has his own private pod at the top of the Arboretum, and that one works just fine. Make of that what you will. 

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