DM of the Rings CVII:
And the Clueless Again Shall Be King

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 1, 2007

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Aragorn learns to roleplay.
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And the Clueless Again Shall Be King”

 


 

XKCD Wiki PDQ

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 1, 2007

Filed under: Movies 10 comments

It’s six-thirty a.m. I check on today’s XKCD comic, as is my custom. It’s a parody of the powers of ten movie:


Link (YouTube)

(If anyone knows where I can find the original without the non-English voiceover please let me know in the comments. YouTube doesn’t seem to have it.)

So I go to the Wiki entry for powers of ten, and at the bottom under “Related works and references in pop culture” it reads:

The webcomic xkcd made a parody called “Powers of One” on Friday, June 1, 2007.

Wow. That was quick.

 


 

Prey: First Impressions

By Shamus Posted Thursday May 31, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 19 comments

I played the demo of this game way back in August of last year. Last weekend I saw the extra-special collector’s edition with various knicknacks of dubious value and an art book, all packaged in a felt-lined tin for $20. Oh yeah, there was a game in there too. Really I was just happy to find the game for cheap, so the collection of collector’s collectables hold about the same value to me as a stick of baseball card gum or a Bazooka Joe comic. Eh. That’s nice. Whatever.

I stand by most of my initial comments on the game: The Native American spirit warrior is as good an excuse as any to give the player super powers, and it works well here because those powers translate so well into compelling gameplay.

You can run around on the glowing paths. This might feel a little strange.
You can run around on the glowing paths. This might feel a little strange.
This game really does have a lot of new tricks up its sleeve. Half-Life 2 had the gravity gun, and they more or less built the game around the thing. It was brilliant, but looking back it seems like a one-trick pony. (This isn’t really fair. I did play through the game three times.) But Prey has several of these sorts of tricks, and all of them give me a “why hasn’t anyone ever done this before?” feeling.

The game has catwalks which go up walls, across ceilings, sideways, and back down to “right side up” again. The game never explains how they work. You just stick to them. Gravity retains the familiar orientation, but some alien technology prevents you from falling. (Unless you jump) This can be strange as you fight enemies who are on different catwalks with different orientations, and neither one of you is right-side up. Sometimes when objects fall or get knocked around you get a sense of which way gravity is “really” going, and the effect is dizzying.

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The Man of Spam

By Shamus Posted Thursday May 31, 2007

Filed under: Links 29 comments

A nefarious villain is caught:

A 27-year-old man described as one of the world’s most prolific spammers was arrested Wednesday, and federal authorities said computer users across the Web could notice a decrease in the amount of junk e-mail.

Sure he’s an evil, thieving, destructive, lying, plague on the face of the internet, but you gotta hand it to him: He was good at what he did.

Sadly, I think there’s probably some language in the justice system that prevents us from having him burned at the stake. I’m holding out hope that a loophole may be found.

 


 

How to Ride a Bike

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 30, 2007

Filed under: Movies 18 comments

Totally unrelated to video games, roleplaying, or geek culture, I post this for no other reason than I find it to be an admirable demonstration of raw skill.

How to ride a bike

 


 

DM of the Rings CVI:
Boo!

By Shamus Posted Wednesday May 30, 2007

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The spooky door doesn’t scare gimli.
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Boo!”

 


 

Final Fantasy XII: Bunny Ladies

By Shamus Posted Tuesday May 29, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 123 comments

In Final Fantasy XXII one of your party members is Fran, a member of the Viera, who are a race of bunny women. Yes, a “race” of women.

ffxii_bunny1.jpg

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