Dr. Horrible Teaser

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jul 24, 2008

Filed under: Movies, Nerd Culture 49 comments

Dr. Horrible is gone, and I won’t see him again until DHSAB comes out on DVD, but the teaser trailer is lots of fun:


Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.

It’s kind of messed up to be looking to the teaser trailer to supplement the offerings of the actual product, since I think it’s supposed to be the other way ’round.

While Dr. Horrible is unmistakably a success from an entertainment standpoint, I’ve been wondering if this project will succeed from a financial one. I lack the knowledge to even do some back-of-the-napkin estimates, but since this is the internet it was a safe guess someone else would. That links to an article discussing some numbers concocted by a guy who Joss Whedon himself said was “not far off”. We have no way of knowing how many iTunes downloads there have been, but the numbers do give us a picture of how many copies they would need to sell to begin to turn a profit, and they seem pretty low. That is to say, I would be very surprised if the show wasn’t making money already.

Now if they would just hurry up with the DVD.

 


 

Sink the Pirates, Part II

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Jul 23, 2008

Filed under: Random 115 comments

I’ve been following the comment threads on the previous post on this subject and I feel compelled to retreat a bit and shore up my position further back. I joined Sean Sands in saying that inviting pirates to the debate was a bad thing, but the comment thread on the post on this site makes a really good case to the contrary. You can’t look at the comments and dismiss them all as a bunch of grabby selfish amoral jerks.

But I still get annoyed with stories that try to give the pirate’s point of view. And here’s why: It’s not that we shouldn’t listen to pirates, it’s that if you ARE going to put pirates / piracy advocates / IP reformists in your news article, you should do the responsible thing and find the SMART ones.

Some slack-jawed pilfering loser who downloads games because he can’t be arsed to pay for them doesn’t have much to say except for a bunch of weak excuses. “I pirate games because they suck and the publishers don’t deserve my money and besides these games are so awesome I can’t possibly be expected to live without them.” Right. They don’t even warrant a rebuttal because they’ve already done that for you.

But mixed in with the genuine freeloaders are people who buy games and crack them to bypass the needless DRM. Are these people pirates? I don’t think so, but they’re constantly getting lumped in with them. Some people have different ideas on how IP should work. I disagree with those people, but their opinion is more nuanced than “gimmie” and I think the comments thread proves they have things to say that are worth hearing. There are also people just trying to protect themselves against buying a non-returnable game that doesn’t work.

There are a lot of reasons people hit the torrents, and I think talking to the “gimmie” pirates is giving a voice to the most shallow and least interesting actors on that side of the divide. I agree with Sands that those people don’t have anything illuminating to say and propping up these strawmen cheapens the whole debate. Talking to them also short-changes the more interesting people – the ones who do (sometimes) buy games and who are concerned with more than just getting things without paying for them.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #5:
Every Shade of Brown

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jul 22, 2008

Filed under: Column 0 comments

The latest Stolen Pixels is now up. Also, enjoy the new comic navigation buttons, an innovation that allows you to navigate between strips or to (get this) just jump to the index. It’s a real breakthrough and I wouldn’t be surprised to see other webcomics adopting this system.

Anyway, it’s actually a pain trying to make comics out of this game, which is why I’m only doing one Guild Wars strip.

And while we’re busy being all meta: In the previous strip strip on UT3, my original plan was to have CliffyB deliver the message. But I couldn’t really find enough useable pictures of the guy. Plus, I was worried it might seem like a personal dig at him and not a dig at the game. So we got Mr. Stock Photo Guy. I think that worked better, humor-wise. It would have been less funny to have CliffyB claiming he was trying to be “hardcore”, because the general consensus seems to be that he is.

 


 

Cardboard Halo

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jul 22, 2008

Filed under: Movies 49 comments

I do apologize for this in advance. Penny Arcade already linked this, like, days ago, and it is now old news to millions of gamers. The lowest form of videogame blogging is me-too’ing a Penny Arcade post, but in my defense I’d point out that not everyone here reads Penny Arcade. There are even some people – and I wouldn’t make this outlandish claim if I didn’t know them personally – some people read the comic and not the news post. If you are one of these rare specimens, then I suppose this may be news to you:

A kid has constructed a collection of eerily authentic-looking Halo weapons out of simple cardboard and tape, complete with changeable magazines and moving parts. He then put up a YouTube video of himself (look, I know you can see the video and my description here is completely superfluous but some people are at work where YouTube is blocked or unsafe so I’m giving the thing some context here for those unfortunate few) wielding the weapons while wearing a set of Halo armor, which he also made out of cardboard. In the video he then enacts the usage of each weapon, mimicking the in-game motions and augmenting the performance with a collection of mouth-driven sound effects. The entire demonstration would be a humiliating display of dorkery on par with the Star Wars kid if not for the fact that our cardboard SPARTAN is just unbelievably talented.

Even my distaste for the plotless franchise of mediocrity that is Halo cannot diminish my enjoyment of his work. In fact, I sort of resent seeing the series get such lavish attention. Halo doesn’t deserve this sort of meticulous imitation / flattery.

 


 

Sink the Pirates

By Shamus Posted Monday Jul 21, 2008

Filed under: Links 105 comments

Sean Sands has an article over at The Escapist titled Sink the Pirates. It’s a pretty good read. It’s more of suggestion that pirates should be sunk as opposed to a list of techniques to sink them. Specifically, it says that game journalists need to stop talking to pirates as if they were taking part in some sort of roundtable discussion. In the same way that reporters don’t find some car thieves to interview when talking about a rash of auto theft, they should stop inviting pirates along to give them equal air time.

I think this problem extends beyond piracy to a lot of computer-related mischief. If someone smashes up park benches and playground equipment for chuckles, reporters don’t seek out other vandals to get their perspective on the issue. Everyone comprehends the ethics and they don’t care (beyond idle curiosity) why the deed was done. But if this same sort of activity takes place on a computer network, with a hacker making some virus to destroy computer systems and data for fun, then all of a sudden we need to have protracted conversations with hackers and get all touchy-feely with their justifications and motivations and speculate about “what we can do”. (Hint: Secure your network, teach your personnel good security habits, make backups, and press charges if you manage to catch one of the little buggers. As with crime in the physical world, self-protection usually beats deterrence.) Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Sink the Pirates”

 


 

The End of Dr. Horrible

By Shamus Posted Sunday Jul 20, 2008

Filed under: Links 83 comments

http://www.drhorrible.com/images/banners/banner2.gif

Just a reminder that you should not, under any circumstances, fail to see the conclusion of Dr. Horrible, as the series will go down at midnight tonight. Meaning this post will be infected with link rot just 9 hours after posting, which might be some kind of record.

What I’d really like is if the DVD was available for sale either once the series goes down, or (even better) right now. But I’m guessing they’re going to use iTunes sales to give them some vague idea of how many DVDs to produce. (And as much as I love the show, installing iTunes is a non-starter for me.)

Last day. Don’t miss it.

Fair warning: Expect spoilers in the comments. Go watch it, then read them. My own spoiler: The ending is fantastic, but more than a little sad.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #4:
Epic Message

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jul 19, 2008

Filed under: Column 0 comments

I managed to forget to put up a link to my own comic amidst the chaos of yesterday’s ruination. This is a shame, since the first three comics were leading up to this one, the well-earned killing blow. I even stooped to a little flagrant console-baiting, but I didn’t get any takers yet.