Pork and Beans

By Shamus Posted Saturday Aug 30, 2008

Filed under: Movies 48 comments

Weezer made a music video, and they invited the internet.

Understand that it is an act of extreme generosity for me to link to a video that doesn’t allow embedding. I’ve passed over many videos I wanted to blog about because the maker didn’t allow me to embed the video here. Sending you off to YouTube with instructions to come back here and read what I have to say once you’re done is pointless delay and busywork for you, and interferes with the conversation I’m trying to start. But I’m willing to tolerate it here because I think the video is worth the extra effort. If you’re up for it, you can go and watch it, and then come back here.

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Stolen Pixels #16::Azeroth Travelogue, Part 3

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 29, 2008

Filed under: Column 0 comments

Today I deliver the final stroke to the equestrian corpse that is my World of Warcraft series. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed the weeks of intense cravings, vomiting, cramps, and terrifying hallucinations that I experienced during my WoW rehab.

 


 

Requirements Not Met

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 28, 2008

Filed under: Links 40 comments

I am uncharacteristically at a loss for words at the moment, but I can’t bear to send you away empty handed. So check this out: Requirements Not Met, the first of what I hope will be a series of posts that look at what games look like at the minimum visual settings.

Game companies often release screenshots that are more or less fiction. They crank up the visuals and the resolution to the point where the game would be unplayable even on high-end machines, and then they offer up these images as if they were examples of what the game will look like for the average user. It’s stupid and dishonest and everyone knows it and they do it anyway. Releasing comedic screenshots of the game at the other end of the quality spectrum is a perfectly reasonable response to this.

(And yes, I realize the absurdity of claiming to be at a loss for words at the top of a hundred and sixty five word post.)

 


 

Mike vs. BJ Shea

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 28, 2008

Filed under: Rants 46 comments

EDIT: I stand corrected. I’m crazy busy this morning and don’t have time for the whole thing, but the first few minutes were conciliatory and civil. I am thrilled to have my cynicism proven wrong. Onward. Original post follows:

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Grand Theft Auto: The… Birthday Cake?

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 27, 2008

Filed under: Pictures 36 comments

This image was gleefully swiped from Cake Wrecks – which is one of those sites that will steal a lunch hour from you if you give it half a chance.

Grand Theft Auto: The Cake

A San Andreas cake. For a four year old boy. This is like one of those, “How many things wrong can you find in this picture”, except that this one is too easy. The answer is: Everything. This is an image of perfect wrongness, from the expertly reproduced likeness of Cesar Vialpando holding a gun, to the wads of play money jammed into the icing. This cake is the work of a very skilled madman.

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SecuROM causes Bad Breath and Leukemia

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 27, 2008

Filed under: Rants 65 comments

Just yesterday I said that while SecuROM is an insult to customers, it had never personally caused me any difficulty. This morning I got to enjoy its shortcomings first-hand. With CD in the drive, I click to launch my game and…

securom1.jpg

Hm. Laying aside the immorality of forbidding your customers from making Fair Use backups of stuff they own, I want to point out that the legit disk was, in fact, in the drive.

I clicked the link in the dialog for help, where I was told the following:

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GTA:SA:PC: Strangeness

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 26, 2008

Filed under: Projects 34 comments

I’ve said before that if game developers would back off from the bleeding edge, they could do more with less, and GTA is the perfect example of this in action. If you’ve been reading this site for any length of time you’ve heard this rant before. My big plan over the weekend was to do a video review / commentary thing for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on the PC, to illustrate what I’m talking about.

It didn’t work out. I’m still not sure why.

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