XKCD – Sleet

By Shamus Posted Monday Dec 1, 2008

Filed under: Links 28 comments

Today’s XKCD hits home for me:

I mean, I can barely hear myself complaining about Battlestar Galactica.

My wife is actually a good sport about it, though. Actually, I guess all of you are.

Did you know that the upcoming PC version of Dragon Age: Origins is going to require a sample of human blood before the game will launch? I heard the collector’s edition comes with a special “dragon’s tooth” thumbtack just for this purpose. Their original plan called for the blood of a virgin girl under the age of 17, but they backed off from that and will now accept blood from anyone.

Yay freedom! Let the reconciliation begin.

 


 

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

By Shamus Posted Saturday Nov 29, 2008

Filed under: Movies 63 comments


Link (YouTube)

Dear Internet,

You have gone too far. I will get you for this.

Love, Shamus

 


 

Stolen Pixels #42: Growing Pains

By Shamus Posted Friday Nov 28, 2008

Filed under: Column 0 comments

Thus ends my Fallout 3 series. Hope you liked it, even if you didn’t like Fallout 3.

 


 

Happy Thanksgiving

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 27, 2008

Filed under: Notices 16 comments

Thankful for: A day off. Whew.

I’m not so much looking forward to tomorrow, national Take Stuff for Granted Day.

For those that are celebrating, I hope you have a great one.

 


 

Worst Rule Ever

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Nov 26, 2008

Filed under: Tabletop Games 191 comments

I’ve already made it clear which rule I think is the most annoying in tabletop gaming. (Aside from the rules preventing me from hitting other people at the table.) But I haven’t played that many game systems, and I have never sampled the gaming systems of yesteryear. Certainly there are worse out there.

Topic for discussion: The worst rule you’ve ever encountered. Perhaps it breaks immersion. Or starts fights. Or unbalances the game. Or leads to excessive paperwork. Or it’s just, you know, stupid. Please identify the worst rule “ever”, and why it ruins the fun.

I’m very interested to hear the responses. Yes, I’m sure this is a terrific idea for a discussion and won’t lead to any flame wars or rancorous debate. I mean, this is the internet, and everyone is so nice here, right?

If you need me, I’ll be in my bunker until this thread blows over.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #41: Pick a Perk

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Nov 25, 2008

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My latest strip pokes some fun at the perks in Fallout 3, but it’s really a vehicle for a question about why PC games are dumbed down (simplified) for consoles.

 


 

Dvorak vs. QWERTY

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 24, 2008

Filed under: Rants 77 comments

Last week’s post on my arm ache (I’m not going to call it carpal tunnel, because I don’t actually know what it is, besides annoying and painful) spawned a side-conversation on the merits of the Dvorak keyboard layout. It turns out this is another Mac vs. PC or Xbox vs. PS3 issue:

  1. It’s totally better. Like, for sure.
  2. No way. Not better at all.

Great. Why are we still having this debate 72 years after the Dvorak layout was introduced? This disagreement over something easily quantified is kind of strange coming from the tech community. I can understand debates over acupuncture, herbal medicine, flavors of Linux, game consoles, and other things which have subjective quantities, differing user priorities, placebo effects, and multiple variables to be weighed. But when we’re talking about keyboard layouts we’re all comparing one quantity: Words Per Minute. It’s easily measured and not subject to user bias. Oh, this “feels” faster? You clock it on a stopwatch and look at the results. One study found no advantage, but it took existing professional typists and compared them after a couple of months. That’s not really reasonable or fair to take someone who’s been touch-typing QWERTY for a decade, give them a couple of months at Dvorak, and compare the speeds.

A real test would be to take two large groups of non-typists and teach one Qwerty and the other Dvorak. Every week we see little news tidbits about stupid studies (usually paid for by the government) that stun us with revelations like, “fat people eat more food than thin people” or “teenagers think about sex pretty often” or “unmarried men have more disposable income than same-age married couples with children”. We can find time to have scientists tell us the sky is blue, but in all these years nobody has ever sat down and really quantified the difference between Dvorak and QWERTY in a proper unbiased scientific study?

This wouldn’t, in and of itself, tell us if switching to Dvorak would be worth it for an individual or organization. That question is naturally going to be a fiendish one, but just having the WPM of QWERTY vs. Dvorak would go a long way to telling us if it was even worth thinking about.