Building Cities in Persia

By Shamus Posted Saturday Apr 4, 2009

Filed under: Movies 37 comments

I found this site, which enabled me to make this:


Link (YouTube)

The comic mentioned in the movie is here.

 


 

Experienced Points: The Impossible DRM

By Shamus Posted Friday Apr 3, 2009

Filed under: Column 27 comments

My latest column is about DRM. I held out as long as I could, but you knew I was going to go there sooner or later, didn’t you?

 


 

Stolen Pixels #78: Stuff 2 Read

By Shamus Posted Friday Apr 3, 2009

Filed under: Column 22 comments

My next comic, wherein I attempt to add more verisimilitude to Left 4 Dead.

As requested, here is the section of the wall obscured by the characters:

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Stolen Pixels #78: Stuff 2 Read”

 


 

Site Trivia

By Shamus Posted Thursday Apr 2, 2009

Filed under: Random 46 comments

  • The first post on this site is dated Sept 1st, 2005.
  • There are 1,869 published posts. (1,870 once I hit “publish” on this one.)
  • There are 93 drafts. (Posts I started but never finished for various reasons. I really should clean that out someday.)
  • There are 61,546 comments.
  • There are 58.7MB of images on the site. (That doesn’t actually seem like very much. I keep meaning to use more images. My goal is supposedly at least one image per post, but I forget so often that calling it a “goal” is sort of pathetic.)
  • The comments take up 43.2 MB in the database. The posts take up 8.4 MB. That means that together, we’ve written over fifty-one megabytes of text in four and a half years. It also means that comments make up about 84% of the readable content of the site.
  • The database export file for the site and all its settings is 55.2MB.

This last number worries me. Most import operations are capped at a measly 2MB. If I ever needed to move to a new host, I’m not sure how it could be done. I often import a copy of the site to my local machine and work on it there. (It’s kind of confusing if I have the local copy open in one window and the real site open in another. I’m always worried I’ll get mixed up and do something destructive to the live one, thinking it’s the local one. I try to use IE for the local one (because the site looks different in IE, even with the same theme) to reduce the chances of this.) I have to alter the settings to my local webserver to be able to import the site data. I need to raise the limit on how much memory PHP is allowed to use, and how long a PHP script is allowed to run. Not all webhosts give you access to those settings. Changing hosts at this point would be a major undertaking.

I feel the site is a little sluggish these days when compared to how fast it was in the beginning. Even when I’m editing a post, refreshing the page takes about four seconds. How much of this is due to the extra traffic, how much is due to the larger database, and how much is just plain old net congestion? I have no way of knowing. My fear is that the performance will continue to erode as the site grows. Eventually the slowness will drive people away. I know there are many sites I’ve stopped reading, simply because they were too sluggish to navigate.

 


 

Watchmen: Ozymandias’ Plan B

By Shamus Posted Thursday Apr 2, 2009

Filed under: Nerd Culture 110 comments

What if Ozymandias found an alternate way to stop the coming USA / USSR war? He could prevent the nuclear exchange, but unlike his original plan where millions died and he got to rule the world, only he would die, and nobody would know about his sacrifice. He wouldn’t have to form a huge conspiracy, or kill millions of people, or kill off some of his old crime-fighting associates, but he would die alone and be forgotten by history.

[poll id=”2″]

(Yes, internet polls are a bit childish and unscientific. But they’re fun. I’m just curious how people view the guy. Also I found this new poll plugin for WordPress and wanted to try it out.)

 


 

DRM in the Mirrorverse

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Apr 1, 2009

Filed under: Video Games 52 comments

So, EA is issuing a revoke tool for their DRM infected games, and swearing off online activation in the future. In the meantime, a system of online activation is being introduced by… Stardock?!?!

This is like finding out they’re going to start charging for Ubuntu, and Microsoft is going open source. This is not an April fool’s joke, although today seems like an appropriate time to post news like this.

Topic for discussion: HOLY CRAP WHAT IN THE NAME OF SPOCK’S BEARD IS GOING ON, I MEAN REALLY?!?!

 


 

New Site Theme

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Apr 1, 2009

Filed under: Notices 60 comments

I have prepared a demo of the new Twenty Sided site theme I’ve been talking about for so long. click here to see it in action.