Experienced Points: There’s Nothing Good About Toxic Players

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jul 1, 2014

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This week my column is one of many that could be summarized with just the title, followed by the word “duh”. But sometimes the obvious isn’t as obvious as it should be.

Also, I love the header image the Escapist made for this one. It’s the main character from Orcs Must Die, and if you know the game it makes the perfect accompaniment to the article.

 


 

Project Unearth Part 3: Relief Picture

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 30, 2014

Filed under: Programming 40 comments

Normal mapping is the next step. It’s been a mainstay of AAA graphics since 2004A banner year for technology. Both Half-Life 2 and Doom 3 happened that year. While they weren’t the first games to do it, both were really great showcases for normal-mapping. and is one of the rare effects that I think justifies the horsepower that goes into it. I’ve never been stunned by depth of field effects, fullscreen anti-aliasing, or a lot of the other fancy-pants effects that required a new graphics card generation just for a bit of “Hm. That’s cool I guess.” visual flair. But normal mapping? Normal mapping is an honestly clever technique that solves all kind of problems.

In the past I’ve sloppily used the terms “bump map” and “normal map” interchangeably. I’ve always disliked talking about “normal maps” when doing these non-technical writeups because I didn’t want to have to stop every time and explain what a “surface normal” was. Without clarification, the reader is likely to assume a “normal map” has something to do with making things appear normal. Perhaps there are abnormal maps? The term “bump map” is just easier for the reader to graspAlso because I used to get them mixed up all the time. Nothing is better at helping you nail down concepts like having to explain them to someone else..

But now we’re working directly with the concept, so after committing years of sloppy terminology abuse we’re going to make an effort to get things right.

I’ve explained normals recently, so go read that if you want the long explanation.

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So the problem is that we want worlds with lots of detail. If Gordon Freeman walks up to a wall, we expect the bricks on that wall to look 3D. If a light is shining down the wall, it should strike the tops of the bricks and not the underside. But we don’t want to have our artists build thousands and thousands of bricks just to create a simple room. Even if the graphics hardware can handle drawing them, that’s still not a great use of artist time. And even if we had unlimited artists, it would be incredibly difficult to have each and every room in the game contain Pixar-levels of extreme detailActually, a full-poly scene in a videogame would be WORSE than the same scene in a Pixar-type movie. In a movie, the author controls the camera and you can cut corners on the stuff that isn’t viewed up close. In a game, the audience controls the camera so EVERYTHING has to be high detail. for every element in the scene. Even if development costs and rendering power are infinite, you still have to worry about distributing the game, load times, physics systems, memory usage, and a dozen other things that prevent us from solving every problem with MOAR POLYGONZ!

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Diecast #65: Medal of Honor, Steam Summer Sale, Chef Josh

By Shamus Posted Sunday Jun 29, 2014

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This week we wrap up the Steam Summer sale and also share recipes and no that last part isn’t a joke.

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Josh, Shamus, Rutskarn, and Campster.

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Skyrim EP48: Enchanting Questions Part 3

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 27, 2014

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 326 comments


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And so it ends. The only way it could have ended.

I know the “list of 10 great female leads” is probably going to be frustrating if we left out someone you like. There’s nothing more frustrating than being ignored while you’re shouting suggestions at a video. So go ahead and post your own list below. (It doesn’t need to be ten. Just whoever you think is good.) We sort of made up the rules as we went, but by the end we seemed to have agreed that:

  1. She needs to be in a game you’ve personally played, and she needs to be a good character. So “Jane Gunhaver is dull, but the gameplay is awesome!” doesn’t cut it.
  2. She needs to be the star of the game, not a supporting character.
  3. She has to be explicitly female. So gender-select-able or gender-ambiguous characters don’t count.
  4. Borderline rule: The game should probably be good.

I was crushed to find myself hating Remember Me. Here is everything I’ve been saying I want from games: Female lead, non-American setting, cyberpunk setting, big-idea premise, experimental new mechanics, gorgeous scenery. This should have been my Game of the Year. I got everything I said I wanted. But apparently while I was making my wish I neglected to tell the genie that the game also needed to be fun to play. That’s how genies get you: They look for loopholes like that.

Stupid genies.

But fine. I guess we’ll just wait another decade or so before someone gets the nerve to go out on a limb like that again.

This abomination is Pun Pun. I’ll be honest: I understood less than half of that. Still, sounds like there might be some balance concerns in there.

And to be clear: That wasn’t a joke at the end. The game really did crash.

 


 

Skyrim EP47: Enchanting Questions Part 2

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jun 26, 2014

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We regret any discomfort viewers may have experienced during the segment where we discussed Oblivion without immediately saying horrible things about it. We’re investigating the matter and reviewing our options to prevent an event like this from happening in the future. We value our customers and appreciate your feedback.

At the one minute mark: Josh is holding an invisible sword.

At the 13 minute mark, Rutskarn mentions a video but he didn’t give me a link for it. If anyone knows where it is, please post it in the comments. (EDIT: Here it is! (Note: Audio only.)

At the 14 minute mark Arcadia says, “Ah! So you’re an alchemist, then?” This line drives me nuts. She’s supposedly selling cures. Finished products. This is like if I go to the drug store and ask for something for my itchy foot and the person behind the counter is all like, “Ah, so you’re a pharmacist, then?” No, your verbally incontinent clodpole. You’re a pharmacist. I’m a customer. Imbecile.

Also, Valve evidently has a sense of humor. Right now in the Steam Summer Sale:

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Project Unearth Part 2: Skimming Hazzard

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jun 26, 2014

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You know what they say about when you assume something? When you assume, you might save time by using extrapolated information and pattern recognition to quickly zero in on the solution to the problem. No? That’s not what people say about making assumptions? I just kind of assumed people would… oh.

Well, my assumptions did in fact make an ass of meBut not you. You’re still cool. this time. I’ve read about various shadow techniques and I thought I had a decent handle on what I wanted to do. So when I read up on the theory I got to the halfway point and was like, “Yeah, yeah. I got this,” and started skimming.

Like many 3D concepts, this one begins with a crappy diagram:

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Skyrim EP46: Enchanting Questions Part 1

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Jun 25, 2014

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This is Spoiler Warning, only moreso. Inasmuch as our show is about having a rambling conversation where we talk over game footage while accomplishing nothing aside from navigating endless menus, this is episode is indeed Spoiler Warning in every way, only moreso.

We solicited questions from twitter. We got dozens. This entire episode was dedicated to the first question. We have two episodes left.

On the upside: I did manage to sell off some of the items that have been clogging my Steam inventory. Turns out I didn’t have nearly as many useful / valuable items as I thought I did. Still, I made a few bucks. And then spent it all on the Steam Summer Sale.