I wasn’t up to a Diecast this week, but last week Microsoft purchased Zenimax software for 7.5 gigabucks in cash and lots of people wanted to know what I thought.
The press release says they bought Zenimax for cash, but of course that doesn’t mean “actual folding money”. It just means they did a really big wire transfer and the acquisition didn’t involve trading assets, stocks, handjobs, or whatever. But it would be so much more fun if this really was a physical cash transaction. I like to imagine Satya Nadella driving a dump-truck of money to Zenimax headquarters and pouring it on top of Robert A. Altman‘s car. I think big acquisitions would be more fun if they did them like this. (Particularly on windy days.)
I thought this story was in need of some in-depth analysis. Sadly, there’s no one around to do that, so you’ll have to settle for my lazy drive-by hot take.
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