Anti-Dwarfisim

By Shamus Posted Monday May 7, 2007

Filed under: Rants 74 comments

This whole DM of the Rings project has just about ruined the movies for me. I loved the movies when I saw them the first time, but now that I’ve stepped through them frame-by-frame, and listened to sections of dialog repeatedly while at the same time reading the books, I must say the movies have begun to grate. Case in point:

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I’ve come across the scene in Return of the King where Legolas effortlessly drinks Gimli under the table. I could barely get through it. Is Peter Jackson some kind of Dwarf-hater? What would possess someone to write this scene, which goes against everything we know about both Dwarves and Elves. (Aside from the preposterous idea that an Elf could win such a contest, and that he would stoop to doing so, are we to believe that Legolas has lived for thousands of years and has never heard of drinking games?) Why not take out this ham-fisted scene and instead have them make the bargain to return to Fangorn and Helm’s Deep once their journeys are over? It would have made both characters deeper, and would have pleased fans of the book instead of offending them.

If I posted gripes like the one above every time the movie got on my nerves then we would have gripe updates more often than DM of the Rings.

 


 

DM of the Rings XCVII:
Gets Me Right Here

By Shamus Posted Monday May 7, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 118 comments

Just like that one Bon Jovi song.
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Gets Me Right Here”

 


 

Who Ya Callin’ a “girl”?

By Shamus Posted Sunday May 6, 2007

Filed under: Links 55 comments

Random surfing took me here, which led me to Gender Genie, which is a program that examines written text and attempts to ascertain the gender of the writer. Amazingly, the analysis is done on seemingly innocuous words like “if”, “with” and “where” and not by looking for obvious male / female subject matter like cars vs. cats. (Or whatever stereotypes seem likely.) Also interesting is the size of their word lists. Gender Genie uses just sixteen “female” words and 17 “male” ones when determining the supposed gender of the author.

The program claims 80% accuracy. That’s pretty interesting to me, although Gender Genie thinks I’m a woman. I tried out several long posts (their directions suggest that text should be at least 500 words in length) and Gender Genie regularly called me a woman. When I use shorter posts, my score tips female by an even wider margin. I tried text from a few people in my blogroll, and it correctly and unambiguously identified everyone else.

I wonder what it is about my style that is causing this? It really was amazing to see that my various ruminations on roleplaying games, videogames, and geek culture – all of which seem like nominally male-dominated pursuits to me – were somehow feminine to Gender Genie. I don’t think this is bad. I’m not insulted. I don’t think this means the software sucks. I just find it curious.

The gender politics behind the system will probably chafe some (it made me roll my eyes a couple of times) but laying aside why the designer thinks males and females use various words at the given frequency, the truth remains that males and females really do write differently and this difference can usually be detected via a brute-force word count. I can’t help but get the feeling that the authors might be trying to prove something about males and females with this exercise. Maybe one to many agenda-driven gender studies has left me paranoid and jaded. In any case, the mathematics at the end interest me far more than the reading of tea leaves taking place in the main body.

I’d like to see how it does against other people. I tried a few people from my regular reading list, although I don’t want to offend anyone by outing the gender of their authorial voice. If you want to try it yourself, just grab a longish post of yours, stick it into the thingy, and see what guess it makes about your gender.

And finally: This post, which is 450 words long, scores 525 female and 468 male. Maybe I should grow a mustache and see if that nudges the score in my favor.

LATER: Other reactions to the program here and here.

 


 

Klein Bottle

By Shamus Posted Saturday May 5, 2007

Filed under: Links 13 comments

This site is where you can buy a Klein Bottle, a one-sided three-dimensional container with a volume of zero. (It doesn’t specify if the zero is in liters or gallons, though. A disappointing oversight. I don’t want to end up having to perform metric-to-imperial conversions while calculating how much nothing the thing can’t contain.)

They have to cheat a bit to get the thing into three-dimensional space. The nexus where the handle / neck intersects is displeasing, but it’s a necessary compromise because because most glassblowers refuse to work in four dimensions.

(Yes, I can see this site is ages old, almost prehistoric by internet standards. It’s so old it’s new again. Anyway, I’ve never seen it before.)

 


 

The Other Red vs. Blue

By Shamus Posted Friday May 4, 2007

Filed under: Links 30 comments

Hey, what is with all the Coke blogging lately? I don’t watch TV, so I don’t know what is causing this. Is there a new ad campaign on?

Some people take this cola stuff very seriously, and get upset if they can’t get the brand they want. I don’t understand this, because I am one of those people who can’t taste the difference. Maybe I’d be able to tell if I had the two drinks together, but if you put one in front of me I couldn’t tell you which one it was without looking at the container.

I drink Pepsi more often, but it’s only because I don’t have to reach down to get it. I always drink caffene-free, and at the nearby Sheetz the cold caffene-free Pepsi is at eye level and the caffene-free Coke is a few shelves down. I’d have to bend slightly to get the Coke. If they moved the Coke up and the Pepsi down, I’d probably become a Coke drinker. If the two were on the same level I might keep buying Pepsi out of habit, or I might buy whichever brand was closer to my hand once I pulled the door open. I suppose we’d need to set up a controlled experiment to find the truth. (Actually, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that a great deal of money was being spent studying this very problem. Fickle, apathetic customers like me are the worst.)

I will hand them this, Coke has the best ads:

LATER: Alex settles the debate like a true Aussie.

 


 

DM of the Rings XCVI:
An Errant Arrow

By Shamus Posted Friday May 4, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 121 comments

The party has parlay with Saruman.
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An Errant Arrow”

 


 

Hear me on Fear the Boot

By Shamus Posted Thursday May 3, 2007

Filed under: Links 15 comments

A few eagle-eyed readers might have noticed the Fear the Boot link and banner that have been appearing on the site for the past couple of days. The show is a podcast about tabletop roleplaying. They recently had me on the show for an interview and we talked about D&D, DM of the Rings, and a bit about me personally. It was great fun. If you want to know a bit about how DM of the Rings works behind the scenes or about my experiences as a DM in the past, then you should definitely give it a listen.

I never really got into podcasts before Fear the Boot, but I must say the show is quite enjoyable. It flows less like a talk show and more like an animated conversation between friends. It works really well.

If you want to dive in and see what the rest of the show is like, then I suggest starting around episode 40 and going forward from there. The archives are huge and it would take forever to hear them all, and I think the most recent episodes are their best work to date.

Thanks again to Dan, Chad and John for having me on.