New Blizzard Downloader

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 5, 2010

Filed under: Rants 81 comments

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I’ve mentioned before that I’m on the Cataclysm beta. But I haven’t spent much time with it yet. Every time I find I have forty-five minutes to spend on it, I fire up the software and it spends thirty five minutes downloading and patching. The only time I get in is when I plan ahead and launch the program an hour before I actually want to play. Now, this is all part of the deal of being on a beta I’m not really complaining about that.

But this morning was one of those times when I had the foresight to start the program before I needed it. At 6am I fired it up, planning to to play around 7. That would give me a nice hour of playtime before I began work at 8.

But the launcher announced that Blizzard was rolling out a new update system. And get this: It promised that the new system would “stream” content as needed. I wish I’d grabbed a screenshot when it offered me the deal so that I could get the exact wording, but it gave me the impression that I wouldn’t need these annoying forty-five minute patches anymore. It sounded a bit too good to be true, but then it didn’t really give me a lot of choice, either. The game would no longer launch until I’d gotten the new downloader.

Step 1 of getting the new downloader: Uninstall Cataclysm.

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Spoiler Warning Season 2×27: Don’t Fear the Reaver

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 5, 2010

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 63 comments

No, actually the title is giving you bad advice. Do, in fact, fear the reaver. At the earliest possible opportunity and every chance you get. Particularly if your game is bugged out and it’s throwing reavers at you before you even ding level 10.

Not that I’m bitter or anything.

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At any rate, the video is gone. Sorry. On the upside, we're gradually re-posting these old videos to YouTube. Check the Spoiler Warning page to see the full index.

Next episode brings our epic 28 part bitch & moan session to an end. After which we’ll be covering Galaxian.

 


 

Pandora

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 4, 2010

Filed under: Music 152 comments

Using Pandora the other day, this advertisement popped up next to my music stream:

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So in the middle of listening to Timo Maas, Deadmau5, and Daft Punk, I got an advertisement for a bluegrass music festival. I have this picture of some guy listening to American folk music and getting an ad to go see The Crystal Method in concert. It makes me laugh.

I don’t write about music here very often. This is because I know nothing about music and my tastes aren’t broad, interesting, or exotic enough to appeal to other people. In fact, I’m the worst sort of music fan: Both elitist and pedestrian. I’m incredibly picky, I’m irritated by music outside of my tastes, and I like a lot of what most serious music fans (and musicians in particular) would dismiss as mainstream fluff. In general, I don’t get into a band until after they’ve sold out. I’m like the guy who is really passionate and fussy about which brand of greasy cheese-dusted junk food he’ll eat.

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Spoiler Warning Season 2×26:
Tesla’s Canon in D

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 3, 2010

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 70 comments

WARNING: The following program contains commentary which explicitly praises content created by Bethesda Softworks LLC in a non-ironic way.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello, person from the future. This space used to have an embed from the video hosting site Viddler. The video is gone now. If you want to find out why and laugh at Viddler in the process, you can read the entire silly story for yourself.

At any rate, the video is gone. Sorry. On the upside, we're gradually re-posting these old videos to YouTube. Check the Spoiler Warning page to see the full index.

Next Tuesday will wrap this series up. Then we’ll begin our next series, which will be ,a href=”http: &quo;classid=”clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000& quot;> title=</a>! So you have that to look forward to. I know this was a much-requested game, so I hope you’re looking forward to this as much as we are.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #217: The Empire Strikes First

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 3, 2010

Filed under: Column 19 comments

Am I the only one who thinks this is interesting? Maybe not the most hilarious thing I’ve ever written, but it still amuses me.

 


 

Postcards from WoW, Part 3

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 2, 2010

Filed under: Pictures 86 comments

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My main character is currently in her mid-40’s. I’ve surpassed the point where I gave up on the game two years ago, and I’m still having fun this time around.

You get a “fast mount” at level 40, and as soon as I got that I decided it was time to start filling in the world map. Those large blank expanses have taunted me for far too long, and I intend to see it all.

So I start my explorations in the low-level Horde side areas where the Undead characters begin the game.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Postcards from WoW, Part 3”

 


 

New Boy

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jul 31, 2010

Filed under: Movies 51 comments

This one isn’t five minutes of silly fun like our normal Saturday morning vids. This one is beautiful, upsetting, haunting, and charming.


Link (YouTube)

At first I was worried this was going to be a contrived message about how racism is a bad thing. While anti-racism is a fine message and worthy of propagation, when packaged as entertainment it usually goes down like cough medicine. Perhaps this is the fault of the writers more than the subject matter? I don’t know. In any case, that’s not where this film was headed. At its core this movie was darker than that, and at the end it was more lighthearted than that. In the end it was about being the new kid. I saw my young self in more than one character here.

It’s amazing how some experiences can be so universal, no matter where you’re from or where you go.