Spoiler Warning S5E29: Do Over

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jun 7, 2011

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I hate this episode. The rest of the week will be better, I promise.

Interesting note: The problem with the microphones cutting off? Yeah. That’s not due to us letting go of the talk key. Both Mumbles and Josh compared their recordings of our session with the episode audio, and found the clipping didn’t exist in the original. These last few weeks I’ve been going mad, trying to figure out why I keep introducing myself as “Sha-“, NO MATTER HOW LONG I HOLD DOWN THE BUTTON. I thought I was losing my mind.

Nope, looks like a bug in Ventrilo. When you export a session, it clips some messages. Sometimes. For some people. That’s just great.

We could move to Mumble or some other voice client. But that means paying for another server, getting everyone on the new clients, and discovering what shortcomings and bugs and annoyances await us with the new system.

Technology sucks.

 


 

Project Frontier #1: Getting Started

By Shamus Posted Monday Jun 6, 2011

Filed under: Programming 121 comments

I’m still sulking about what happened to my book. In the interim, I’ve decided to do some coding. Remember project Hex? That was this thing:

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I liked the way the first stages of project Hex turned out. While a few people had artistic criticisms of it, the idea and the implementation were solid. I want to try the same thing, only making a more conventional first-person style engine. This is far more ambitious. Here are my new goals:

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Project Frontier #1: Getting Started”

 


 

Experienced Points: Anonymous

By Shamus Posted Friday Jun 3, 2011

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I see a lot of people misunderstanding anonymous, how they work, or why it’s so hard to catch them. So I wrote a column about it.

 


 

Spoiler Warning S5E28: Rock Climbing

By Josh Posted Friday Jun 3, 2011

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Well, we’ve finally made it into the Sierra Madre proper. For those of you who want more commentary that in some way relates to what is happening in the game, this is when all of the interesting stuff finally happens.

And for those of you who want more inane banter and trolling while we pay no attention to what is happening in the game, we’re now past the part where Mumbles quit, so now I’m the only one who knows what’s going to happen.

We’ll see how it evens out.

 


 

Ask Me a Question: Software Bugs

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jun 2, 2011

Filed under: Random 101 comments

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Here is a question from reader cody:

Me and my brother got into an argument recently and I figured you could help us settle it. It started when an update for Minecraft was released that caused the game to crash when shift clicking items into a full inventory. He thought this was incompetent coding on behalf of the developers and that any problem like that would be obvious and easy to fix. I told him that it's a lot more subtle than that and any number of seemingly insignificant bits of code could break the game in major ways. In the end we both agreed that computers only do exactly what you tell them to, our opinions on what that means are different though. He thinks that it means if you tell them to do something that breaks the game you're bad at making games.

There’s an old saying among writers: Writing is re-writing. The real work isn’t having an idea or putting the words down, the real work is when you’re done with that and you have to go back and polish, cut, and expand until the work flows.

There’s a parallel saying for software engineers: Programming is debugging. Yes, a terrible programmer will write bad code. But a normal programmer and an exceptional programmer will write good code. The difference between the two appears when it comes time to locate an obscure bug or intuit the source of a problem based on the non-technical ramblings of an end user. A task like that can take a day or five minutes, and it all comes down to how deeply the programmer understands the discipline.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Ask Me a Question: Software Bugs”

 


 

Spoiler Warning S5E27: Fish ‘n Chips

By Mumbles Posted Thursday Jun 2, 2011

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What up, everyone. It’s Mumbles. Taking over Chocolate Hammer for the day just wasn’t enough for me. I’m the Doctor Doom of nerd blogs. Actually, as a sidenote, the Fantastic Four is my favorite Marvel series. It’s evolved into a story where Reed Richards has all of the qualities to make him an excellent super villain, but it’s his family and nemesis Doom that keep him doing good. Unfortunately, the movie is a perfect example of Hollywood completely misinterpreting characters. Reed Richards isn’t a shy, bumbling nerd. He’s actually a confident prick. Is it so difficult for people to believe that nerdy guys can have a little bit of swagger because of their intelligence? Do people love Tony Stark because he’s smart or because he’s a charming rich guy in a cool suit?

Anyway, the early issues of Fantastic Four are really worth checking out if you’ve got some time on your hands. My brother says Jack Kirby shines in Thor, but his work in FF is just as impressive. If I could lend all of you my anthologies, I totally would.

Did that sound a little too off topic? You want to know why? Because we can’t stay on topic this week during Spoiler Warning. I don’t know if it’s because Ruts and Shamus haven’t played Dead Money or my own personal resentment for it being a buggy piece of crap on my PC. Or both. Whatever the case may be, we really go off the rails today and tomorrow.

Regarding today’s episode, I just want to apologize in advance. You’ll know when it happens.

 


 

Chocolate Mumbles vs. Digital Rutskarn

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Jun 1, 2011

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It’s like one of those heartwarming Disney movies where parent and kid swap bodies and engage in hijinks that help them understand each other in a new way, leading reconciliation and a greater appreciation for each other. And love.

Only, in this case the father and son are Vader and Luke, and swapping places has only escalated a feud that will end in hilarious murder and madcap corpse abuse. To wit, he is on her site and she is on his site and I’m just going to hang out here and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Technically, Josh and I also traded blogs today. I mean, he posted Spoiler Warning, and then I didn’t do a damn thing because he doesn’t have a blog. Or a website. Or Twitter. Or Facebook. Or a picture of himself. It was like “Trading Places” with the invisible man.