Getting Along

By Shamus Posted Saturday Feb 3, 2007

Filed under: Random 19 comments

As a follow-up to Repent, Believer, the original poster (Dave Godfrey) responds in the comments here.

And not to misrepresent myself as a sort of mechanical thiest theist: I also believe in the Bible. I’m not as literal as some (for which they look down on me) but I do believe in it (for which others look down on me). To an Athiest Atheist this distinction is pretty much meaningless, but to Christians this is important, so let me just set that straight so I can go home with a clear conscience.

More importantly, I would never impose these values on others against their will. I share them with the curious, keep them to myself with the uninterested, and in all ways strive to respect others. I see no reason why reasonable people cannot get along, even when they differ on beliefs they hold most dear.

Thanks to Dave for the temperate response.

(Thanks to everyone else also, for many kind words and yet more praise for the work I do here.)

I consider the subject resolved.

 


 

Repent, Believer!

By Shamus Posted Friday Feb 2, 2007

Filed under: Rants 78 comments

From this site:

So. DM of the Rings. Very funny (even to someone who’s never played D&D – Cyberpunk and Paranoia for me). Turns out the author is part of a family of rabid homeschooling creationists. I expect my heroes to have feet of clay, (although Darwin didn’t by all accounts). But when a random cartoonist turns out to have brains of crap it’s rather depressing. Frankly I was expecting him to be a christian- he’s American after all, and homeschooling, for all sorts of reasons, is really popular over there, but creationist? That I can’t overlook.

What? What the heck? Now, if someone were to pan this site as un-funny or boring, I would have nothing to say against them. But this? This makes no sense to me.

Let’s go through this a bit at a time:

“Creationist”

There are the “The world is 5,000 years old” creationists. Then there are the “the universe is billions of years old and was created by God” creationists.

I’m one of the latter. There are, in fact, lots and lots of distinctions between these two groups, who get along about as well as creationists and evolutionists. What if I’m an evolutionist but I subscribe to an inflationary model of universe expansion instead of a non-inflationary one? What if I agree with evolution but think God created the first replicating organisims? What if I think the God just created the process of evolution and let it run on its own? How far are my beliefs allowed to differ from those of others? Am I allowed to believe in God and still be one of the cool kids?

Or is the goal here Ideological Purity?

“Rabid.”

Right. What makes me rabid? Have I ever hinted at, spoken of, or in any way broached the subject here or anywhere else? Have you spotted me trading flames with others in alt.philosophy.evolutionists.are.dumb? You have not. I have no animus towards people of other faiths (or of no faith) and see no reason for them to have any towards me.

“homeschooling.”

My wife double-majored in Special Education and Elementary Education, and also minored in Art. Where might I send my children that they would have a teacher with such qualifications, such dedication, and a class size of 3?

“Brains of crap.”

This is left as an exercise for the reader. Does this site look like the product of an imbecile? Even Einstein insisted that “God does not throw dice”. More to the point, even Einstein believed in God. (Sometimes.)

“depressing”

If this is all it takes to depress you, then your life must be grim indeed.

What I find depressing is that people will dislike each other and fight with one another for no damn reason at all.

“he is an American after all”

A sin of which I will repent the moment a more suitable alternative is offered.

“but creationist? That I can’t overlook”

This website is dedicated to the love of a unique hobby, a facination with videogames, an appreciation of anime, and a desire to make others laugh.

Note my blogroll. Fledge is a Muslim. Then there are a couple of Atheists, a Messianic Jew, and a Mormon. I consider all of them to be friends. My blogroll wound up that way on its own, and not out of a desire to perform some sort of multi-culti scavenger hunt. (I didn’t really think about it until I tried to make this joke.) These are all people with whom I can enjoy these hobbies, despite our differences on what are often deeply personal and sensitive issues.

Who is tolerant, and who is a zealot?

Now – back to… whatever it is we do around here.

LATER: Comments are closed. Thanks to lots of people for so many kind words but… let’s do something else, eh?

 


 

DM of the Rings LIX:
Disorder of the Stick

By Shamus Posted Friday Feb 2, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 88 comments

Party must disarm in Edoras..

Everyone has walking sticks.

I don’t blame them for wanting to hold onto their walking sticks. Edoras has about the worst wheelchair / handicapped access I’ve ever seen. If you take a bad step at the entrance to the Golden Hall, you won’t stop rolling until you’re outside of the city.

Wheelchair deathtrap
Laying that aside, this is a great case of, “a small change to the script throws the whole conversation into the blender and hits liquify.” If you have a conversation which requires information to be revealed in a certain order, you can bet the players will – without even trying – turn the whole thing sideways and backwards. They will trick you into revealing the catch to doing a job before they’ve agreed to do it, or goad you into revealing a loophole in the local rules while they still have the opportunity to exploit it.

They are devious little buggers, for sure.

 


 

Delay of the Rings

By Shamus Posted Friday Feb 2, 2007

Filed under: Notices 4 comments

Hosting Matters – my web host – went down last night, so I wasn’t able to get to the site until this morning. As you’ve probably noticed, this has delayed the posting of the new comic.

It will be up later today.

This is the second night in a row my site was down. On Wednesday night my database stopped working for about six hours, and then came back without explanation. Last night nearly every site on Hosting Matters vanished for a good nine hours or so due to some major connectivity problems.

This sort of thing happens from time to time, but two nights in a row of total site failure is pretty upsetting. I really hope things are back to normal now.

LATER: I want to add that I didn’t even know what was going on. I had to visit Chizumatic to get the story. It was kind of strange reading about what was going on with my own site on other blogs. It was like watching TV at a friend’s house and seeing a news story about my house catching on fire.

This is the second major outage they’ve had which has been attributed to Level3. What do you do when your provider is great, but your provider’s provider sucks?

Grumble.

 


 

Word Chain

By Shamus Posted Thursday Feb 1, 2007

Filed under: Nerd Culture 23 comments

I was in seventh grade (1984) when I came up with this silly game that I’d play in my head during moments of boredom. (School.) The idea is to take pop culture names – movies, famous people, famous places, song titles, etc – that are two or more words long, and then find ones where the end word of one matches the starting word of another. Consider:

Loverboy George Michael Jackson Browne

So the list contains five two-word names:

  1. Loverboy (Slight cheating here, using a compound word.)
  2. Boy George
  3. George Michael
  4. Michael Jackson
  5. Jackson Browne

The goal is obviously to make a chain with as many names as possible. Above is the longest one I can remember from my teenage years. I’m sure I had longer ones. (In fact, I suspect the above is only a fragment of a longer one, but I can’t for the life of me think of what it might have been linked to. I’m not sure “Browne” is right, either.) You could put “The Big Easy” on the front, but the word “The” is an annoying dead-end in this game. Browne is also a dead end. We could try:

The Big Easy Loverboy George Michael Jackson Five Easy Pieces

…which brings us up to eight names, but I can’t think of anything that starts with “pieces”. At any rate, my ultimate goal at the time was to make a loop, which I never accomplished. Still, I was about 13, and hadn’t absorbed much pop culture yet. I notice the game seems much easier now.

Let’s try a new one. I’ll start with Paris Hilton:

Haunted Honneymoon in Paris Hilton Hotel California Girls of Summer of Sam Rami

  1. Haunted Honneymoon
  2. Honneymoon in Paris
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. Hilton Hotel
  5. Hotel California
  6. California Girls
  7. Girls of Summer
  8. Summer of Sam
  9. Sam Rami

Nine items in that one, although to be fair I don’t think “Girls of Summer” works. To my knowledge, It’s not a famous person, movie, TV show, famous place, or song: It’s just a phrase.

Try again:

Haunted Honneymoon in Paris Hilton Hotel California Girls Just Wanna Have Fun With Dick and Jane Eyre

Dang. “Eyre” is a dead end for sure. How about:

Haunted Honneymoon in Paris Hilton Hotel California Girls Just Wanna Have Fun With Dick and Jane White is Sick and Twisted Sister

Someone needs to make a movie called “Sister Haunted”, and then I will at last meet my goal of making a loop. The game gets a lot easier if you’re willing to use IMDB and just accept the names of obscure indie movies nobody has ever heard of, but that seems to defeat the purpose of the game in my mind. It seems a lot more interesting if everything in the list is more or less easy to recognize.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out I’m not the first person to try this, although I have no idea how I’d go about searching for it.

What would you call it? I mean besides a waste of time?

Anyway, it’s been years since I even thought about this. I have no idea why it came to my mind now. Still, now I suppose I’ll have to try and come up with one that loops.

 


 

Using Google Ads

By Shamus Posted Thursday Feb 1, 2007

Filed under: Projects 16 comments

This is a collection of notes and observations on Google Ads. Nothing really interesting to see here, unless you use them on your own site. If you do (or are thinking of doing so) then you might want to check this out.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Using Google Ads”

 


 

DM of the Rings LVIII:
It is a Silly Place

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Jan 31, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 109 comments

Monty Python quotes in Edoras..

Jaquandor once said this about quoting Monty Python at a Renaissance Festival, although this applies just as well to playing D&D:

[…] So it’s with nothing but love and heartfelt concern that I inform you that walking around shouting quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail like “I’m bein’ repressed!” and “Ni!” is the Renaissance Festival equivalent of shouting “Freebird!” at a rock concert. Don’t do this, folks. Wandering through a Renaissance Festival with your friends, pretending to debate the airspeed of an unladen swallow, is just shooting fish in a barrel. Don’t do it.

Having said that, just try to get through this part of the movie without thinking about it. I swear the old woman in panel six is just about to say, “There’s some lovely filth over here.”

Right.  I can’t let you in while we, or anyone else, is armed.

This really is like shooting fish in a barrel.