Ruts vs. Battlespire CH21: Look Me Over, I’m Not the Cap’n

By Rutskarn Posted Wednesday Aug 10, 2016

Filed under: Lets Play 42 comments

As I’m sitting here, I’m wondering to myself–truly and sincerely–how much you care about anything in this next screenshot.

Besides the obvious.
Besides the obvious.

So rather than get mired in the level’s specifics, let me break it down for you. We’ve got to find four hidden levers in this sprawling cavernous maze, as well as an as-yet-unidentified solution to an as-yet-unidentified puzzle, to reach the egress. There’s a demiglaze of lore over all this that I don’t think anyone is reasonably expecting me to follow, except the incensed nerd who would under normal circumstances be writing a comprehensive rebuke at this very moment–although one benefit of playing this game is that there’s very few with firsthand experience of the game and perishingly few who understood what was going on. Anyway, I’ll throw a bone and say we might get into the lore a bit later–if I live long enough.

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Diecast #162: Star Trek Beyond, Suicide Squad, Telltale Batman

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 8, 2016

Filed under: Diecast 183 comments


Like I said in the show intro, I’m working on adding the podcast to Google Play and (eventually) to iTunes. While this is going on, the post will be a little wonky. (For example, as of right now there are two media players on this page, although if you’re reading this from the archives in the future then I’ve hopefully fixed it by now.) Please bear with us. Here is the podcast on Google Play and here is a link to the GP RSS feed.

Hosts: Josh, Rutskarn, Shamus, Campster, Mumbles.

Episode edited by Rachel.

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Shamus Plays LOTRO #23: Jailbreak

By Shamus Posted Sunday Aug 7, 2016

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So I’m in the bandit hideout. For some reason, I’ve been allowed in to see Amdir.

I don't know if DANGEROUS is the right word. I think LIABILITY is closer to the truth.
I don't know if DANGEROUS is the right word. I think LIABILITY is closer to the truth.

The guard has somehow received word from bandit leader Skunkwood (hee hee) that I’m to be allowed in to see the prisoner. Amdir is being guarded by a couple of guards who are one good “BOO!” away from pissing themselves. I manage to resist the urge.

Note how my shadow is pointing a different direction than everyone else's. This game is pretty, but still hampered by the technical limitations of 2007, when an object could only project a shadow based on the closest light source and ignore all others.
Note how my shadow is pointing a different direction than everyone else's. This game is pretty, but still hampered by the technical limitations of 2007, when an object could only project a shadow based on the closest light source and ignore all others.

The past few weeks have not been kind to Amdir. Aside from looking pale, withered, and incredibly evil, he seems to be suffering from a mild case of transparency. He’s obviously being tormented and warped by the powers of the Nazgul.

Okay developers, did you take a regular jail door and scale it up to fit in this cave? Because that latch is REALLY far off the ground.
Okay developers, did you take a regular jail door and scale it up to fit in this cave? Because that latch is REALLY far off the ground.

I’ll bet the Nazgul aren’t enjoying this either. Trying to break Amdir’s mind is going to be like trying to shatter a wet noodle.

He recognizes me, which is a bad thing. Suddenly he starts jabbering on about voices and all sorts of creepy dark-tower type stuff. The lights dim and it feels like the Dark Lord himself is trying to get to second base with me.

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Fallout 4 EP27: Inventory Mismanagement

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 5, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 205 comments


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I’ll talk about this whole Memory Den business when we get into it next week. Since we spent so much of this episode on inventory scrolling, let’s talk about that…

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The Elephant in the Room

By Rutskarn Posted Friday Aug 5, 2016

Filed under: Batman 99 comments

Hey, guys, it’s Rutskarn. Some of you may recall how a while ago I expressed an interest in writing a short Joker fan comic. Emphasis on “writing”–the act you might recognize is the non-making-comics part of making comics. This meant that in industry terms, my idea was approximately as valuable as a time share on a pretend spaceship.

However, shortly after the episode aired, Stephan Kostrzewa and his unparalleled ability to use art supplies and pixels to effect storytelling reached out to me about making my non-comic idea into something extremely comic-like. Now, after four months of backbreaking work (and almost twenty full minutes of writing on my part), a comic-like product has resulted. You might even say it is a comic.

You can read it here. And should, if you’re into that sort of thing.

 


 

Fallout 4 EP26: Obvious Forgery

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 4, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 125 comments


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Ugh. This dialog is so bad. Josh couldn’t talk Jake into either of his two options. Now, I understand if he’s supposedly feeling conflicted and indecisive, but that’s not what the words say. If you fail a speech check, Jake simply argues like he’s made up his mind to do the opposite of whatever you just asked him to do. It’s like the dialog is so incoherent you’re sort of accidentally using reverse psychology on him.

 


 

Final Fantasy X Part 8: Ain’t No Party Like a Summoner’s Party

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 4, 2016

Filed under: Retrospectives 98 comments

Before I start today’s entry, I have a bit of housekeeping to take care of. When my brother Patrick read part 5 of this series he wrote to me:

[…] You also failed to tell your readers that your brother won 100 straight Blitzball games, butt-fucked the Luca Goers, and routinely won games by double digits. My personal best was a 27-0 destruction of the Al Bed Machine Fuckers.

I try to imagine what Twenty Sided would be like if Pat was running it. That would be a very different kind of website.

It’s also worth mentioning that Pat recruited Bickson, the lead jerkface of the Luca Goers. He did this just so he could bench him and make sure the guy never played Blitzball ever again. We made a pretty good team. When it came to doing the sidequests to unlock the super-weapons, he handled the Blitzball and some of the races, and I did the monster arena collection stuff. (We’ll talk more about that later.) We played through the game many times like this. The only super weapon we never got was Kimari’s, because to hell with THAT minigame.

Anyway, back to our story…

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