Bad Poetry Corner

By Shamus Posted Saturday Aug 18, 2007

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Star-Tribune columnist James Lileks tackles bad poetry this morning:

This is a real live actual example from “A Creed For All of Us”

We need to smell the clear air
after the rainfall
and appreciate the good in things
Each of us must be responsible and do our part
in order to help preserve a_beautiful world------
the waterfalls, the oceans, the mountains
the large gray boulder
the large green farms the fluffy pink clouds
the sunrise and sunsets, ladybugs
rainbows, dew, hummingbirds
butterflies, dandelions

It goes on. And on. I agree that we must all do our part to preserve the sunrise and sunsets, so all you people working day and night to stop the earth's rotation: CUT IT OUT. That goes double for the Anti-Dew League, too.

Sigh. This is just typical of spin you get out of the pro-fluffy clouds, pro-boulder media. It’s really sad to see Lileks blinded to his own biases. I used to really trust him when he wrote the Backfence, but since the Star Tribune has given him more space he’s become drunk on power and is using his column to lampoon those of us in the ladybug and rainbow abolition camp. Hey pal: We vote too, you know.

There is also a story about a drunk vs. a bear in a hotel. Yes you read that right and no I can’t explain it to you. You’ll just have to read for yourself.

 


 

DM of the Rings CXXXVI:
Knock, Knock

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 17, 2007

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Foux Da Fa Fa

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 17, 2007

Filed under: Movies 28 comments

I found this Dork Tower strip to be pretty relevant: It shows one of the characters complaining about getting the Chocolate Rain song stuck in his head. Two weeks ago our DM was singing that every time there was a break in the dialog. I listened to the song. It didn’t do anything for me. It didn’t get stuck in my head. For contrast, the other meme mentioned in the Dork Tower strip is the Badger song, and that thing got into my system such that I very nearly needed antibiotics to get rid of it. When AYBABTU was big I got a near lethal dose. I’m pretty sure I could go into anaphalctic shock if I were ever exposed to it again.

So I don’t know what the deal is with Chocolate Rain. I must be immune to this strain for some reason. On the other hand, maybe my immunity is due to the fact that a different, more virulent song, has gotten below my skin and attached itself to my central nervous system, much like a case of the shingles. Maybe you can’t be afflicted by more than one meme at a time. I’m not sure how it works. In any case, my bloodstream is now roughly 0.05% Foux Da Fa Fa:

I that one doesn’t infect you, I also suggest Hip-Hopopotamus vs. The Rhymenocerous, available on this page.

These guys have a show on HBO, but since I don’t watch television this is the first I’ve heard of them. They’re from New Zealand. I already held New Zealanders in high regard. (Peter Jackson being another example, a man whose work is somewhat familiar to me now.) It’s a small, sparsely populated country, but they seem to be making more than their share of the kind of cultural output I treasure. Plus their accents are cool.

Thanks (if you can call my current state “thankful”, which I don’t think would be accurate) goes to John Cox for the link.

 


 
 

DM of the Rings CXXXV:
There and Back Again

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Aug 15, 2007

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P*rn for Women

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 14, 2007

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A standard gripe against porn is that it depicts women as simple objects of male fulfillment. Their behavior is unrealistic and they often set standards that real women can’t hope to meet. Now the tables are turned: P*rn for Women.

Brace yourself gentlemen. While safe for work, these pics can be quite graphic and sometimes shocking. I found a lot of them to be very degrading to the so-called “men” they depicted. I wonder what happened to them in the past that would make them behave this way. How can they allow themselves to be used like this? Poor guys.

I hope my wife stays away from this sort of thing. The last thing I want is for her to see it and expect me to do stuff like that.

I do not usually endorse censorship of any kind, but in this case it may be needed.

Ewwww.

 


 

The Next Webcomic, Followup

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Aug 14, 2007

Filed under: Projects 50 comments

People are still suggesting movies and TV shows for me to tackle once DMotR has concluded. There is nothing wrong with saying “such-and-such would be hilarious”, but I want to point out that such suggestions are futile: The next comic is already underway. That ship has sailed, we’re going full steam, and we’re not stopping until we hit an iceberg. (Or I get bored.)

I just hate to see people flailing away, trying to influence the direction of the next comic when it’s too late to do anything about it. So, speculate your heart out, but please don’t be disappointed when I don’t follow your suggestion.

“If it wasn’t for disappointment,
I wouldn’t have any appointments.”
– TMBG