Chainmail Bikini: More Characters

By Shamus Posted Thursday Sep 6, 2007

Filed under: Links 53 comments

More character previews for the upcoming Chainmail Bikini webcomic:

Meet Chuck, the old-school player.

Meet Casey, the GM.

The comic launches tomorrow. I know this will be a tough jump. Most comics take a few strips to “grab” you so that you’ll come back. They introduce the characters and set up the plot, so that you want to know what happens next. Most DMotR readers arrived a little over halfway through the thing, which means they had ~70 comics to get into it. Now we’re starting over. It will be interesting to see how many readers follow and how the audience changes. I also hope that the jump from comments to forums doesn’t spoil the fun we’ve been having in the comments. I know that forum registration is an annoying hurdle, and that some people won’t bother. (I’m always slow to join forums, because signing up is so tiresome.) There are upsides and downsides to everything in this move.

Still, if we have half the fun with Chainmail Bikini as we did with DMotR it should still be a good gig.

Hope to see you there.

 


 

Shamus Needs

By Shamus Posted Thursday Sep 6, 2007

Filed under: Random 63 comments

Here is a silly meme: Enter “yourname needs” into google and then see what the first ten entries say you need. Then post the results to your blog.

This one caught my eye because I figured that with a rare name like mine I’d come up mostly empty. But no. Witness:

  1. SHAMUS NEEDS A HOME!
  2. Shamus needs to fade more in t and some blastin´ effects would also work.
  3. Shamus needs to be hanged like saddam.
  4. Shamus needs help.
  5. Shamus needs a fiddle yard.
  6. Shamus needs advice on locating a factory.
  7. Shamus Needs Gold fund!
  8. shamus needs. to. know. solid state
  9. Shamus needs money for his MMA league.
  10. Shamus needs to look at who works for him and make some BIG changes before his little kingdom sinks even more than it has.

Google is such a strange and wonderful contraption. Try it. It’s funny.

 


 

Bioshock: Sharing is Piracy

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Sep 5, 2007

Filed under: Video Games 48 comments

Enough with the comics and laughing already. Let’s have some doom and gloom! Make it a double!

I don’t know the name of the guy at 2kGames who is in charge of stirring up bad publicity, but whoever he is, he’s underpaid. I really can’t keep up with him anymore. Today’s BioShock outrage of the day is the 2k technical support gremlin who suggested that if you want to install the game into two different user accounts on the same machine, you need to buy multiple copies of the game. More info at Kotaku.

I guess 2kGames looked at the hundreds of people in the forums who have refused to buy the game, and figured they could make up for it by selling it to existing customers twice. Good luck with that.

Actually, I’m just kidding. We all know they don’t read the forums.

Additional trivia: I mentioned before that talking about SecuROM is verboten outside of a single thread. A thread which never seems to be read by anyone at 2kGames. That thread is now 2,454 posts long. 246 total pages. (Most other threads are well under 50 posts.) Yeah, I’m sure there isn’t any way to break that conversation down into any sub-topics.

Once in a while I see musings from people who profess hope that 2kGames is about to capitulate under the firestorm of controversy and remove SecuROM / online activation. I wish these good-hearted souls well, but they are doomed to disappoinment. 2kGames hasn’t even gone through the initial steps of recognizing that there is a problem, much less that the problem is of their own making and that they have the power to fix it.

Once in a while backlash does move publishers to act, but I don’t see it happening in this instance. The big problem is that blogs and forum traffic are beneath the notice of people who make these kinds of decisions. If the gaming press took up this story it might catch the attention of the shot-callers in the comfy chairs at 2kGames. But BioShock is quickly becoming last month’s game, and no self-respecting videogame journalist wants to write about that.

 


 

DM of the Rings CXLIII:
Elfophobic

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Sep 5, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 164 comments

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “DM of the Rings CXLIII:
Elfophobic”

 


 

Chainmail Bikini: Characters

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Sep 5, 2007

Filed under: Links 19 comments

This was supposed to be up days ago, but has been delayed for various technical reasons. Here are a couple of the characters from the upcoming comic I’m doing with Shawn Gaston.

Meet Josh.

And Marcus.

Also, for everyone that complained about the lack of an edit button, the lack of formatting tags, and the inability to post images in the comments here, the new comic has one of those newfangled forum thingies. Alas, someone has already done the “first” thing.

 


 

SecuROM, BioShock and Elsewhere

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 4, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 62 comments

The question has been posed to me, if you’re so upset about SecuROM in BioShock, why were you silent about it in all these other games you played? Okay, you got me: The only reason I did that was so that I could revel in flaming hypocrisy.

Actually, the simple answer is that I didn’t know it was there. Which is kind of the point, since the most unforgivable part of SecuROM is that it is installed without the user’s knowledge or permission. I’ve been the sort of reckless chump that goes around installing software from large publishers without scanning the EULA for sophistry and decompiling the software to hunt for hidden threats. If this makes me a fool, then so be it. If you can’t trust the person giving you the software, then you’re screwed. If playing videogames requires me to defend myself from the machinations of the publishers at every turn, then I’d rather abandon the hobby for something safer. Like scorpion juggling.

(On a positive note: If you run as admin like I do, SecuROM doesn’t create the process that runs 24/7. Really, it looks like most of the problems with SecuROM arise when people do sensible things like creating proper user accounts. If you’re already irresponsible about security, SecuROM doesn’t make things worse.)

The other reason BioShock raised such ire is that it didn’t just contain the invasive, deceptive, and ineffectual SecuROM. It contained that, plus a ridiculous online activation scheme which was asinine, broken, and also ineffectual.

The old-school copy restriction scheme was thus:

You must have the original CD in the drive.

The latest one is:

You must install SecuROM, activate the game online, jump through the Steam-based hoops, and the original DVD must be in the drive.

That is a lot of the user’s rights that were eroded, not to mention the annoying hassle. And yet, the steps at circumventing the system are exactly the same:

Search BitTorrent. Click download. Play game.

So, the next time a publisher adds a new layer of hassle for legit users, I’ll probably throw another tantrum. This cycle can continue until they have totally wrecked the damn hobby for everyone. They’re off to a great start so far.

 


 

First Redneck on the Internet

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 4, 2007

Filed under: Movies 19 comments

Let us now enjoy humor based on the reinforcing of negative stereotypes. WARNING: Country Music. Viewer discretion is advised.

Thanks to asterismW for the link.