DM of the Rings:
Closing Credits

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Sep 19, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 239 comments

I would like to thank all of the following:

Huge thanks goes to Pixy Misa for letting me host my images on Mu.Nu. This was a much-needed resource that came when the comic got too big for my current webhost.

Roxysteve, Scarlet Knight, Carl the Bold, AngiePen, Browncoat, Telas, David V.S., brassbaboon, Deoxy, and all of the other commenters, too numerous to list.

I’m not at all ashamed to admit that many times the comment threads were more entertaining than the comic itself. We talked about quantum mechanics, encumbrance, attacks of opportunity, how to convert a d20 to percent, and techniques for breeding Trolls and Balrogs . We’ve had some geeky, geeky conversations. You folks are a smart bunch. Thanks for sticking around and having clever things to say.

Peter Jackson

We’ve savaged his adaptation and nitpicked the book-to-movie conversion to death, but I have to hand it to him that the movies are a gorgeous piece of cinema, wonderfully cast and beautifully scored. After making this comic, I doubt I’ll ever be able to watch them again, but I will give Peter Jackson credit for doing a tough job for a demanding crowd.

Taken alone, the movies are wonderful. The fact that the movies fall short of one of the greatest works of fiction from the 20th century is not a great sin. For us die-hard fans of the book they could have been better, but they could also have been far worse. For everyone. I’m glad they were made.

New Line Cinema

I don’t know if they didn’t notice or didn’t care, but I am so glad they didn’t unleash the lawyers and spoil our fun.

Dan, Adam, Chad, John, Luke, and Tex

Thanks for the interview, the great gaming conversations, and for making Chainmail Bikini possible.

 


 

DMotR Deleted Scenes 5:
And Now For Something Completely Cliché

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Sep 19, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 125 comments

Here it is, the final bonus comic. Gotta end with a song. If you forget the tune, you can hear it here.

I wrote this a while ago, but was never really happy with it. Thanks to the lower standards of these Bonus strips, I can now foist this on you without guilt or shame.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “DMotR Deleted Scenes 5:
And Now For Something Completely Cliché”

 


 

Killing Language

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Sep 19, 2007

Filed under: Nerd Culture 63 comments

Surprisingly, this story isn’t about the languacide perpetrated every day by semi-literate Halo fans on message boards across the world. It’s also not about similar crimes b cause all th kidz lern 2 type in IM and dont lern 2 spell or punctu8

No, this is about the death of languages besides English. According to this story, the number of languages in the world is shrinking quickly. (Right now there is a language with only one guy left who knows it. When he dies, it’s gone.) Some people estimate the number of living languages to be ~7,000 right now.

I wonder: Are they including Elvish and Klingon in that total?

 


 

FEAR: Unanswered Questions

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Sep 18, 2007

Filed under: Game Reviews 35 comments

A major ingredient in horror videogames and movies is nonsense. All horror plots need some creepy images, lots of blood, spooky sound effects, and a double-barreled dose of manic plot gibberish. I guess the thinking is that plots that don’t make sense are inherently more disturbing than those with internal consistency, tied up subplots, and a clear timeline. Sort of like adding Tim Burton-styled crooked doors and windows to a scene, the chaos is “scarier”. I don’t buy it, but it’s a staple of the medium and not likely to change anytime soon.

Still, I can’t help but gnaw on the plot for a bit and see if I can’t hammer it into some sort of coherent shape. This is tough work, since so many plots and ideas were introduced and then dropped.

Spoilers ahead. Continue reading ⟩⟩ “FEAR: Unanswered Questions”

 


 

DMotR Deleted Scenes 4:
Original Ending

By Shamus Posted Monday Sep 17, 2007

Filed under: DM of the Rings 28 comments

Below is the original ending of DMotR, which fell somewhere around #23 in the original story.

Kinda silly, really.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “DMotR Deleted Scenes 4:
Original Ending”

 


 

Chainmail Bikini: No Love for the Shorties

By Shamus Posted Monday Sep 17, 2007

Filed under: Links 23 comments

Chainmail Bikini #4 is up. Shawn is now colorizing the strip, and I think it looks great.

A reader pointed out that when you go to the comic URL, you’re always redirected to the most recent one. This is fine, except if you hit “bookmark” you’ll end up saving that particular comic instead of the “front page”. If you want to bookmark, save this URL:

http://www.feartheboot.com/comic

I’m disappointed at how many corporate networks ban Fear the Boot. (I’ve seen many complaints about this from DMotR readers.) It makes no sense to me. My site is higher profile, it LOOKS more frivolous, and it’s a bigger timesink. (Not much to do at FtB except participate in the forums. Most of their content is audio, and most people listen to that on the way to work, instead of at work.) I occasionally use rude language and post screencap comics. I post about anime and link to many sites that do the same. I’ve got ads on my site and pictures of dice. By contrast, Dan does everything he can to keep the FtB pages work-safe, and yet that site seems to be banned far more often than this one.

I wonder why that is?

 


 

Non-Player Character

By Shamus Posted Saturday Sep 15, 2007

Filed under: Links 21 comments

When I was 14 or 15 years old, someone (probably my dad) got me God Game by Andrew Greely. (Looking back, it was probably a pretty outragous thing to get for a kid that age. This was not a kid’s book.) It’s a story about a guy who ends up controlling a fantasy world via a text parser, as if it was a computer game. It became one of my favorites. On one hand it’s a sci-fi story about a guy with a computer that can exert god-like powers in another world. On the other it’s a fantasy adventure. There are a lot of amusing things in the book, like the author struggling with the parser and typos as he tries to manipulate the world.

This short story reminds me a lot of God Game. It didn’t end the way I was expecting, but it was a fun read:

“Non-Player Character” by Eliezer Yudkowsky.