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This is going to be a strange series. WoW is a cultural phenomenon and the 800lb. gorilla of PC gaming. Ten million subscribers. (That number gets thrown around a lot. Is that concurrent, or all time? I ask because that number hasn’t changed in years. 10 million subscribers x $20 a month = fountain of eternal green.) I have no doubt there are people who read this site who played the game for months, got sick of it, quit, relapsed, quit again, got back into it when the expansion came out, hauled a few characters to level 70, tapered off, and now think of the game in terms of the distant past.

And here I am, going to come in and review this thing like I’m covering new ground. It’s crazy, but that’s exactly what I’m going to do.

As soon as I figure out where to start.

What should we discuss? The art? The gameplay? The races and sides? The player culture? The various servers? I keep looking for some approach to this series that will let me tame this deluge of information.

Some people become “addicted” to WoW, in the sense that they play, talk, and think about it more than they should. But other people seem to be able to take it or leave it in a responsible manner. As I feared, I’m the former, so it’s very important that I be exceptionally careful with this game.

The game isn’t what I expected. Detractors keep describing it as a level-grind, and I was thinking “Diablo II” type mob-killing and item harvesting. And that gameplay is indeed part of Wow. But saying this game is about leveling is like saying Grand Theft Auto is a game about driving. You certainly do a lot of it, but usually in pursuit of other, more interesting goals.

But let’s describe all the parts of the game for the benefit of those who haven’t played:

Ha! I’m joking. There are entire wikis out there dedicated to describing the game, and even at that they have bare spots and missing articles. No, what we’re going to do here is a very reckless, half-assed overview of the game:

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “World of Warcraft:
First Impressions”

Shamus Young is a programmer, an author, and nearly a composer. He works on this site full time. If you'd like to support him, you can do so via Patreon or PayPal.

The worst part about World of Warcraft is the fact that I have been forced to stop playing it so I can write about the dang thing.

If you find yourself in World of Warcraft on the Kirin Tor server (Alliance side) then feel free to look me up. I play as Shadekin (Hunter) and Darkstride. (Rogue.) I have many other little characters here and there, but none of them are worth mentioning. These two represent a majority of my playing time in the game.

I don’t team up very often, but I do enjoy taking magic items I can’t use and mailing them to friends. I can’t bear to sell anything but trash to vendors. I give the rare gems to my guild, Pig & Whistle Society. I sell the herbs at the auction house, and I mail magical items to friends who might be able to make use of them.

If you like, say “hi” or send me some in-game mail. I might even fire an item your way. I actually enjoy this aspect of the game: Lifting up fellow players and screwing the parasitic vendors. I’d much rather have the satisfaction than the money.

I’ll probably be more open to grouping once I have a little more of the game in me. Right now I still read every quest, explore every hill and valley, and meander about taking screenshots and writing notes. Anyone accompanying me would find my pace to be agonizingly slow.

I do have proper posts coming that will look at the gameplay and nitpick the little details of the gameworld and such. I wanted to make sure I at least had some vague handle on the thing before I unleashed the blather. Luckily Shawn (my former partner in Chainmail Bikini and leader of the P&W guild) has been playing Yoda to my Luke Skywalker* for the past week or so, keeping me from making any egregious errors and enhancing my gaming experience with a continual and potent infusion of knowledge.

* Actually, I think my in-game skill makes me more of a C3PO than a Skywalker. I sort of fumble around in a dungeon saying “oh my” and “I’m doomed” until some festering minion of darkness tears me apart. Again. Shadekin died an average of once a level for the first ten levels of the game.

Shamus Young is a programmer, an author, and nearly a composer. He works on this site full time. If you'd like to support him, you can do so via Patreon or PayPal.