DJ Steve Porter

By Shamus Posted Saturday Jan 23, 2010

Filed under: Movies 27 comments

Here is an interesting story.

Some company came up with this Slap Chop kitchen gizmo and released a short infomercial about it. DJ Steve Porter did a remix of that, turning the infomercial into a dance song:


Link (YouTube)

He did the same thing with Shamwow and other infomercials. His efforts went viral and he became internet famous. He became so internet famous that he graduated to being actually famous and did a television interview. And then he turned that into a dance remix:


Link (YouTube)

His stuff is pretty catchy, and someone realized that his remixes of advertisements were more effective than the original advertisements, although his work couldn’t exist without the original. Anecdote offered up as proof: I would never have discovered or cared about Mighty Fine Burgers, but his remix of their site made me wish there was one in my area. And his mix of the show Community caused me to seek out the show on Hulu. (Verdict: Meh. But then sitcoms aren’t my thing. Still, his mix got me to check it out, which is what advertisers are always trying to do.)

It really is crazy the things the internet has brought us.

 


 

Experienced Points: I Have Seen The Future, And it is Annoying

By Shamus Posted Friday Jan 22, 2010

Filed under: Column 55 comments

I’ve touched on the problems with the “helper” programs that run with games, but GTA IV brought something new and horrible to the table.

As I mentioned in the article, I knew GTA IV was a mess going in, and I bought it more or less to see how bad it was. The number of things wrong with the PC version is shockingly, offensively bad. The stuff I talk about in the article is actually the least of its problems.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #162: Rorschach Interview, Part 4

By Shamus Posted Friday Jan 22, 2010

Filed under: Column 29 comments

This week my site has been nothing but links to other sites. This place is rapidly deteriorating into a Shamus-branded version of FARK.

Anyway, the conclusion to the Rorschach saga is now available for viewing.

Come back later in the day, when I’ll post another link to the Escapist, but this time for my weekly column.

I swear I’ll put some content on this site soon. Really.

 


 

Shamus Plays: LOTRO Part 1

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jan 21, 2010

Filed under: Column 47 comments

My new MMO series has begun!

Sorry. I know most of the posts this week have been “Hey, go to another site for something I made!” I really did write a slate of posts this week, but… the dog ate them. No. Actually, I had posts written this week but then got wrapped in the the deluge of feedback from Quaking of WarCrysis 3, which was a lot larger than I anticipated. We’ll get things back on track around here Real Soon Now.

In the meantime, my new MMO series has begun!

 


 

The Big Freaking Podcast

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Jan 20, 2010

Filed under: Links 42 comments

I recently appeared on the Big Freaking Podcast to talk with hosts Shamrock and Ivan about old game franchises that deserve new life. It was a fun conversation, and we went pretty far back to find some long-long treasures.

We were talking about space sim games at one point, and I said I couldn’t think of any that had come out since Battlecruiser 3000AD. And then later I remembered Freelancer, which everyone insists on putting in the same genre. But I have a hard time seeing that. In my own view, Freelancer is to Elite as Fable is to Fallout. It gets shoehorned into the same category, and it can still be fun, but it trades looks and production values for a game which is smaller, shallower, and more linear.

You can read about Starflight on Wikipedia or this fansite. It’s a game from 1986. I was 17 when I played it, although it came out when I was 15. In my memories I have this idealized, perfect experience, and if that’s simply nostalgic whitewash then I really rather not know the truth.

Thanks to the Big Freaks for having me on. It was a fun discussion. You might want to give it a listen if you’re into the whole podcast thing.

 


 

Stolen Pixels #161: Rorschach Interview, Part 3

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jan 19, 2010

Filed under: Column 13 comments

If you’re not running a joke into the ground, you’re doing it wrong. The Rorschach series continues here.

This is the first comic where you can see the audience. I do not think I want to use that camera angle very often, because populating the stands was pure tedium. I only did the first few rows of one section (probably had twenty people in all) and it was already a bit hard on my framerate. I’m not even sure it would be possible to fill all the seats. I think somewhere around the halfway point my computer would give up.

 


 

The Quaking of WarCrysis 3:
Resistance of Black Doom

By Shamus Posted Monday Jan 18, 2010

Filed under: Projects 132 comments

Some months ago I started noodling around with Inform, a “natural language” programming language for making interactive fiction. (That’s text adventures to you old timers.) My impressions of the language have gone through the following stages:

1) Bullcrap. You can’t code without writing code.
2) Hmph. Okay, so it works. Kind of an interesting novelty.
3) You know, it’s actually kind of useful and unique.
4) Unbelievable. This thing is amazingly powerful!

As a programmer, learning to code with prose is like a mathematician learning to do math with his feelings. I think I would have found it easier if I hadn’t known how to program in the first place. But even so, the complexity and functionality you can compress into a few simple sentences is boggling.

I managed to make a game with it. I’ve been sitting on this for a while, trying to get up the enthusiasm to finish the thing while at the same time worrying that I’ve wasted all the time I’ve already spent. I’ve never written puzzles before. Heck, I’ve never written interactive fiction before. Is this any good? Is it too hard? Too easy? Are there spots where the game just stops being fun?

And then I realized the best way to answer these questions is to let other people play it and ask them what they think. Genius, I know.

Below is the game. It needs some Javascript applet dealie to run. If it doesn’t work in your browser or you don’t trust it, then I can’t really do much to help. The thing is also stone-age simple. You can’t even use the up arrow to recall previous commands. Sorry. I’d fix that if I could. That’s all handled by the applet, and is out of my hands. If anyone has a better web-based Z Machine interpreter I’d be happy to use it. If you have your own Z machine interpreter, you can get the .z8 file and run it yourself.)

I want to stress that the game isn’t done. It ends at about the 90% complete mark. The game needs a good day or so of work on my part to finish it up, and what I do with it from here will depend a lot on the feedback I get. If you want to play something polished, then it’s probably best to hold off for now.

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