Lord of the Rings Online #13: The Ghost Busker

By Shamus Posted Sunday May 22, 2016

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It is sunset and I find myself broke, poorly dressed, and in the town of Tuckborough.

When these guys build a footpath, they don't mess around. I think that thing could support two-lane automobile traffic.
When these guys build a footpath, they don't mess around. I think that thing could support two-lane automobile traffic.

Also, I find myself slightly drunk. This makes all of the previous things I just mentioned a lot more bearable.

Adelard Took is in need of help. The library in the Great Smials is apparently haunted!

This door makes no sense. The threshold is basically a waist-high wall - which everyone knows videogame characters can't overcome - and the doorknob would literally require standing on tiptoe to reach.
This door makes no sense. The threshold is basically a waist-high wall - which everyone knows videogame characters can't overcome - and the doorknob would literally require standing on tiptoe to reach.

I tell the old boy that I was in there just a couple of days ago (I leave out the bit about how I was swiping an old ale-brewing recipe) and I didn’t see any haunting going on. But Adelard is adamant. He’s sure that the ghost of the Old Took (roughly: a very famous Hobbit from a few generations ago) is haunting the library. He derives this theory from two observations:

1) Strange noises in the library
2) The bears just outside of town are becoming aggressive.

Guess which issue he wants me to investigate first?

No. Wrong. The second one. Sheesh. Haven’t you been paying attention?

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Rutskarn’s GMinars CH4: Foundations

By Rutskarn Posted Saturday May 21, 2016

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Alright, you’ve borne with me through three posts of theory and explanation and art-of-GMing shenanigans. Let’s have an interlude of practicality. Let’s talk over the first three steps to getting your game set up:

First, Before Anything Else – Players

The most difficult part of running any game is getting good people to play with.

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Mass Effect Retrospective 48: What Dreams May Dumb

By Shamus Posted Thursday May 19, 2016

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If there’s anything that drives home how Mass Effect 3 is playing flagrant bullshit for profundity, it would have to be…

Dream Sequences

Hang on, when have I even been in a forest?
Hang on, when have I even been in a forest?

At the end of each of the major chapters in the game there’s a long dream sequence. Shepard chases Some Kid That Died – a nameless character we have no connection to – through a forest that has no context or meaning except to be “spooky” in the most generic way possible. There’s no gameplay, no dialog, the plot doesn’t move forward, nothing is foreshadowed, and no information is conveyed.

While I think “playable dream sequence” is a terrible idea in the context of Mass Effect, this could have been greatly improved with some basic changes:

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Ruts vs. Battlespire CH9: Ruts vs. Regular Spire

By Rutskarn Posted Wednesday May 18, 2016

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There’s really no way to sugar-coat this: I am having some troubles saving the multiverse. I’d been doing pretty well up until now. Turns out I’m a whiz at hacking daedra, I’m the champion at slowly navigating platforms over lava, and nobody reads and superstitiously obeys notices on buttons quite like I do. And while these have so far been the primary job requirements, it seems there’s still a few holes in my repertoire. Example: I’m currently stuck in a goddamn attic.

That shadow down there is a pit of lava. Apparently it's just out of range of my light source.
That shadow down there is a pit of lava. Apparently it's just out of range of my light source.

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This Dumb Industry: Tidus is an Okay Guy

By Shamus Posted Tuesday May 17, 2016

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Everyone remembers their first experience with Final Fantasy. I don’t know how true it is, but anecdotally it seems like the first game you play is most likely to be your favorite. And for me, Final Fantasy X is that first game. It just came out on Steam last week, and after spending an unwise number of hours with it I was reminded of just how much I loved the game despite the batshit insane plot.

One of the big draws of the series is just how fresh it is to western sensibilities. Over here we have our established genre conventions, story tropes, and stock characters: Tolkienesque medieval fantasy with dragons and wizards. Space Opera. Cyberpunk. Cowboy westerns. Gothic vampire fantasy. Swords and sandals epic. If an author really wants to shake things up, maybe they’ll put a steam engine in their medieval fantasy, or add some space magic to their Trek riff. Or maybe they’ll put a werewolf in their gunslinger adventure. These are fun, but they still feel like a remix of existing ideas.

In contrast, Final Fantasy feels like the product of some radically different alien culture that can’t even tell the difference between our clothing and sporting goods. Sure, a few western tropes have been woven into the DNA of the series, but seeing bits of western culture in this game is like seeing a Coke machine in a back alley in Shanghai. It doesn’t make the place feel like home, it just makes the unfamiliar elements stand out more.

He sure is a pretty man.
He sure is a pretty man.

I want to talk about the controversial main character, but to do that I’m going to have to spoil large parts of the game. It turns fifteen this year, so I imagine by this point you’ve either played it, read the spoilers, or you don’t care. In any case, spoiling parts of the main story is actually less of a big deal than it might seem at first. Even once I reveal the big plot twists, you probably still won’t have a clear idea of where the story is going or how things will be resolved. After reading this, the game will have lots of mysteries and surprises left for you. These spoilers might even make the game a little more comprehensible for first-time players. I know I struggled to keep up during my first brush with the game.

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Diecast# 152 Pt 1: Civil War, DOOM, Pinball Machines

By Shamus Posted Monday May 16, 2016

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This week’s Diecast is a two-parter. I’m not sure when part two will come out. It might appear later this week, or it might appear next Monday instead of #153. There’s no way to know! The suspense must be killing you!



Direct link to this episode.

Hosts: Josh, Rutskarn, Shamus, Campster, Mumbles.

Episode edited by Issac.
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Lord of the Rings Online #12: The Pie Runner

By Shamus Posted Sunday May 15, 2016

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If you remember from last time, Holly Hornblower just got done having me deliver rotten pies to her customers. Now she wants me to get them back.

Now, if you’ve been reading this series you know what’s coming. You know poor Lulzy is going to have to do something ridiculous. Before I get started deconstructing this acid-trip of a quest chain, I want to point out that while this is probably a lot more loony than it needs to be, I’m actually really glad Turbine included a lot of non-combat questing in the Shire. You can quest in the Human or Dwarf areas if you want to murder robbers or kill ten boars or any of the other half-dozen quest templates we see again and again in MMO games. But the Shire is supposed to be a little silly and Hobbits are supposed to be a little wrapped up in their own little vanities while the War of the Ring rages on outside their borders.

Having said that…

What do you mean FIND them? Are they HIDDEN?
What do you mean FIND them? Are they HIDDEN?

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