Courtesy of Alex:
(Cue undignified braying laughter.)
Tenpenny Tower
Bethesda felt the need to jam a morality system into Fallout 3, and they blew it. Good and evil make no sense and the moral compass points sideways.
Spec Ops: The Line
A videogame that judges its audience, criticizes its genre, and hates its premise. How did this thing get made?
Trashing the Heap
What does it mean when a program crashes, and why does it happen?
Control
A wild game filled with wild ideas that features fun puzzles and mind-blowing environments. It has a great atmosphere, and one REALLY annoying flaw with its gameplay.
A Lack of Vision and Leadership
People fault EA for being greedy, but their real sin is just how terrible they are at it.
T w e n t y S i d e d
I still have no idea why I wrote that article. That’s not exactly true: I was avoiding work.
Absolutely hilarious!
(After I read the article for context, that is…)