Jay Barnson on anti-videogame legislation:
What he said.
I’ll take Lara Croft over Janice Joplin any day. (And I don’t even LIKE Tomb Raider.)
Philosophy of Moderation
The comments on most sites are a sewer of hate, because we're moderating with the wrong goals in mind.
Final Fantasy X
A game about the ghost of an underwater football player who travels through time to save the world from a tick that controls kaiju satan. Really.
MMO Population Problems
Computers keep getting more powerful. So why do the population caps for massively multiplayer games stay about the same?
Crysis 2
Crysis 2 has basically the same plot as Half-Life 2. So why is one a classic and the other simply obnoxious and tiresome?
Shamus Plays WOW
Ever wondered what's in all those quest boxes you've never bothered to read? Get ready: They're more insane than you might expect.
Well I can see his point. Janice Joplin can scare even the manliest of men.
On the other hand, I really do treasure her recording of “Oh, Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?”
Doesn’t she spell it Janis? Or was that just a “70’s thing?” Stupid music radicals, don’t even know how to spell their own names… Oh well, misspelled names are better than what we got in the 90’s:
“The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.”
She doesn’t spell it any way at all anymore; she died of a heroin overdose before you were born.
I may be ignorant of no-talent musicians (for reasons I won’t go into now, I’m much more familiar with Motown during that era), but 1970 was well after I was born. Since I was thinking she was still active a few years ago, I probably had her mixed up with Joan Baez.
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend,
Do it in the name of heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
But on the bloody morning after….
One tin soldier rides away.
And that’s memory, not Google. Just don’t ask me what I had for dinner last Wednesday…no idea.
I utterly, utterly loathed “One Tin Soldier.” Thanks for dredging up the memory. That wasn’t Joan Baez, though, but some abomination called “Coven.” (Baez might well have covered it; it’s stridently preachy enough to appeal to a certain kind of flake.)
What amuses me most of this post is that you didn’t even spell “Lara Croft” right. Shows just how much you care about it. xD
Spelling error fixed.
Shamus I come from the future to let you know that you do end up liking Tomb Raider! Spooky fade out.