Why I Hated Resident Evil 4
Ever wonder how seemingly sane people can hate popular games? It can happen!
Mass Effect Retrospective
A novel-sized analysis of the Mass Effect series that explains where it all went wrong. Spoiler: It was long before the ending.
A Lack of Vision and Leadership
People fault EA for being greedy, but their real sin is just how terrible they are at it.
Are Lootboxes Gambling?
Obviously they are. Right? Actually, is this another one of those sneaky hard-to-define things?
Ludonarrative Dissonance
What is this silly word, why did some people get so irritated by it, and why did it fall out of use?
T w e n t y S i d e d

*chortle* I love “king of the New Menorians”…
Same – that’s pretty funny.
I just remembered that it reminded me of the similar early gag in Darths & Droids where “You step onto Naboo’s soil” gets misheard by a player as “You step on tuna booze oil”.
Me too! Kinda embarrassed how long it took me, though.
I need to catch up. I was going to wait till you’re done remastering.