This isn’t what the dialog says verbatim, but if you read between the lines this is what they are really telling you.
Note to Microsoft: My computer is a tool, which I use for many things. Running Windows is simply means to that end, not an end in itself.
WAY back in 2005, I wrote about a D&D campaign I was running. The campaign is still there, in the bottom-most strata of the archives.
The Dumbest Cutscene
This is it. This is the dumbest cutscene ever created for a AAA game. It's so bad it's simultaneously hilarious and painful. This is "The Room" of video game cutscenes.
A stream-of-gameplay review of Dead Island. This game is a cavalcade of bugs and bad design choices.
The Best of 2015
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2015.
A look at the main Borderlands games. What works, what doesn't, and where the series can go from here.