“That’s it, kid? That’s the best ya got? That sucks!”
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
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You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. ![]() |
How I Plan To Rule This Dumb Industry
Here is how I'd conquer the game-publishing business. (Hint: NOT by copying EA, 2K, Activision, Take-Two, or Ubisoft.)
Bethesda’s Launcher is Everything You Expect
From the company that brought us Fallout 76 comes a storefront / Steam competitor. It's a work of perfect awfulness. This is a monument to un-usability and anti-features.
The Dumbest Cutscene
This is it. This is the dumbest cutscene ever created for a AAA game. It's so bad it's simultaneously hilarious and painful. This is "The Room" of video game cutscenes.
A Star is Born
Remember the superhero MMO from 2009? Neither does anyone else. It was dumb. So dumb I was compelled to write this.
Tenpenny Tower
Bethesda felt the need to jam a morality system into Fallout 3, and they blew it. Good and evil make no sense and the moral compass points sideways.
T w e n t y S i d e d

Not a bad accessment. :)
Not a bad assessment. :)
Hmmm, told me I was part Spiderman, part Robin, and part Wonderwoman…
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 85%
Green Lantern 75%
Superman 70%
The Flash 60%
Catwoman 55%
Robin 53%
Iron Man 50%
Supergirl 43%
Hulk 40%
Wonder Woman 28%
Batman 25%
Kewl. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that many of your readers are Spiderman types.
I got Iron Man, Batman, Robin, Hulk, and Green Arrow, in that order. It fits for the most part.
Spider-Man 95%
Superman 85%
Robin 70%
The Flash 70%
Hulk 60%
Green Lantern 60%
Batman 50%
Supergirl 50%
Iron Man 45%
Catwoman 35%
Wonder Woman 20%
The hell? I’m more Robin than I’m Batman? I’m even more Robin than I’m Hulk? Geeeeezz