Crash Dot Com
Back in 1999, I rode the dot-com bubble. Got rich. Worked hard. Went crazy. Turned poor. It was fun.
Why The Christmas Shopping Season is Worse Every Year
Everyone hates Black Friday sales. Even retailers! So why does it exist?
The Plot-Driven Door
You know how videogames sometimes do that thing where it's preposterously hard to go through a simple door? This one is really bad.
Steam Summer Blues
This mess of dross, confusion, and terrible UI design is the storefront the big publishers couldn't beat? Amazing.
The Best of 2015
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2015.
T w e n t y S i d e d

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Ignoring the fact that you already wrote that in an earlier post. D’oh!
Ha! Actually, that “You keep using that word” comment is what made me think of doing this in the first place. So now we come full-circle.
Ahh, but there is something you do not know: I am not left-handed!
So why are you smiling?
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line. Ahahaha!