T w e n t y S i d e d
The Machine Overlords have a new design, which is nice. If they’re going to be running the place, the least they could do is run an attractive blog.
Dang robots. I don’t know why the scientists make them.
The Dumbest Cutscene
This is it. This is the dumbest cutscene ever created for a AAA game. It's so bad it's simultaneously hilarious and painful. This is "The Room" of video game cutscenes.
Pixel City Dev Blog
An attempt to make a good looking cityscape with nothing but simple tricks and a few rectangles of light.
Overthinking Zombies
Let's ruin everyone's fun by listing all the ways in which zombies can't work, couldn't happen, and don't make sense.
The Best of 2014
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2014.
The Disappointment Engine
No Man's Sky is a game seemingly engineered to create a cycle of anticipation and disappointment.
It still needs work, but the white-on-black style I had before was starting to make my eyes bleed.
Err, I mean “EXTERMINATE ALL PUNY HUMANS!”