Fledgling otaku saw the kawaii post from a few days ago and has responded in kind. Posting may be light over the next few days as the movie in question has utterly destroyed my mind.
Usually I’d embed the video here or post framegrabs, but in this case I won’t. I don’t think it would be right to play the video without first issuing a declaration of war.
The Japanese have translated madness itself into digital form and then televised it. I’m telling you: No good can come of this.
Game at the Bottom
Why spend millions on visuals that are just a distraction from the REAL game of hotbar-watching?
Overused Words in Game Titles
I scoured the Steam database to figure out what words were the most commonly used in game titles.
If Star Wars Was Made in 2006?
Imagine if the original Star Wars hadn't appeared in the 1970's, but instead was pitched to studios in 2006. How would that turn out?
Are Lootboxes Gambling?
Obviously they are. Right? Actually, is this another one of those sneaky hard-to-define things?
The Death of Half-Life
Valve still hasn't admitted it, but the Half-Life franchise is dead. So what made these games so popular anyway?
“I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness…”
-H.P. Lovecraft
Oh, so he saw it too.
I think I understand… if we watch this video, an adorable little anime girl is going to crawl out of the TV and kill us horribly.
Damn.
Hey isn’t that the plot to the ring series.
I think I’ve become somewhat acclimated, though the idea of a talking and walking knitted sweater is indeed the stuff of nightmares.
Trust me – watch the shinkansen video a few times. it will help cleanse your soul. Especially the ending – “Ambitious Japan!”