T w e n t y S i d e d
It’s time to take your medicine.
Object-Disoriented Programming
C++ is a wonderful language for making horrible code.
The Loot Lottery
What makes the gameplay of Borderlands so addictive for some, and what does that have to do with slot machines?
The Dumbest Cutscene
This is it. This is the dumbest cutscene ever created for a AAA game. It's so bad it's simultaneously hilarious and painful. This is "The Room" of video game cutscenes.
Seven Springs
The true story of three strange days in 1989, when the last months of my adolescence ran out and the first few sparks of adulthood appeared.
Tenpenny Tower
Bethesda felt the need to jam a morality system into Fallout 3, and they blew it. Good and evil make no sense and the moral compass points sideways.
I prefer radiated water sources, myself.
I prefer sex with prostitutes.
I prefer magical spells.
I prefer “not getting shot”.
I’m going to make my own game, with black jack and hookers! In fact, forget the game! ;^)
That sounds like “Redneck Rampage”, where the player avatar had to drink whiskey in order to be able to shoot straight.
Great one, Shamus. Loving it!
Makes you wonder what the guy would have to take to actually get drunk. Since apparently a vodka cranberry cures gun shot wounds, and a pint of Everclear to repair a missing appendage, I’m wondering if this dude has to chase a gallon of Clorox with some lead paint shooters just to get a buzz…
I don’t even wanna think about what this dude takes for erectile dysfunction….
Meh, you should play the Mother series RPGs, they have food as healing items. LOL!