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It’s time to take your medicine.
From The Archives:
Why The Christmas Shopping Season is Worse Every Year
Everyone hates Black Friday sales. Even retailers! So why does it exist?
Stop Asking Me to Play Dark Souls!
An unhinged rant where I maybe slightly over-reacted to the water torture of Souls evangelism.
Punishing The Internet for Sharing
Why make millions on your video game when you could be making HUNDREDS on frivolous copyright claims?
Pixel City Dev Blog
An attempt to make a good looking cityscape with nothing but simple tricks and a few rectangles of light.
Crash Dot Com
Back in 1999, I rode the dot-com bubble. Got rich. Worked hard. Went crazy. Turned poor. It was fun.
I prefer radiated water sources, myself.
I prefer sex with prostitutes.
I prefer magical spells.
I prefer “not getting shot”.
I’m going to make my own game, with black jack and hookers! In fact, forget the game! ;^)
That sounds like “Redneck Rampage”, where the player avatar had to drink whiskey in order to be able to shoot straight.
Great one, Shamus. Loving it!
Makes you wonder what the guy would have to take to actually get drunk. Since apparently a vodka cranberry cures gun shot wounds, and a pint of Everclear to repair a missing appendage, I’m wondering if this dude has to chase a gallon of Clorox with some lead paint shooters just to get a buzz…
I don’t even wanna think about what this dude takes for erectile dysfunction….
Meh, you should play the Mother series RPGs, they have food as healing items. LOL!