The Loot Lottery
What makes the gameplay of Borderlands so addictive for some, and what does that have to do with slot machines?
This Scene Breaks a Character
Small changes to the animations can have a huge impact on how the audience interprets a scene.
A Star is Born
Remember the superhero MMO from 2009? Neither does anyone else. It was dumb. So dumb I was compelled to write this.
Secret of Good Secrets
Sometimes in-game secrets are fun and sometimes they're lame. Here's why.
Chainmail Bikini
A horrible, railroading, stupid, contrived, and painfully ill-conceived roleplaying campaign. All in good fun.
T w e n t y S i d e d
I prefer radiated water sources, myself.
I prefer sex with prostitutes.
I prefer magical spells.
I prefer “not getting shot”.
I’m going to make my own game, with black jack and hookers! In fact, forget the game! ;^)
That sounds like “Redneck Rampage”, where the player avatar had to drink whiskey in order to be able to shoot straight.
Great one, Shamus. Loving it!
Makes you wonder what the guy would have to take to actually get drunk. Since apparently a vodka cranberry cures gun shot wounds, and a pint of Everclear to repair a missing appendage, I’m wondering if this dude has to chase a gallon of Clorox with some lead paint shooters just to get a buzz…
I don’t even wanna think about what this dude takes for erectile dysfunction….
Meh, you should play the Mother series RPGs, they have food as healing items. LOL!