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From The Archives:
Dead Island
A stream-of-gameplay review of Dead Island. This game is a cavalcade of bugs and bad design choices.
A Star is Born
Remember the superhero MMO from 2009? Neither does anyone else. It was dumb. So dumb I was compelled to write this.
The Best of 2013
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2013.
Object-Oriented Debate
There are two major schools of thought about how you should write software. Here's what they are and why people argue about it.
Twelve Years
Even allegedly smart people can make life-changing blunders that seem very, very obvious in retrospect.
I prefer radiated water sources, myself.
I prefer sex with prostitutes.
I prefer magical spells.
I prefer “not getting shot”.
I’m going to make my own game, with black jack and hookers! In fact, forget the game! ;^)
That sounds like “Redneck Rampage”, where the player avatar had to drink whiskey in order to be able to shoot straight.
Great one, Shamus. Loving it!
Makes you wonder what the guy would have to take to actually get drunk. Since apparently a vodka cranberry cures gun shot wounds, and a pint of Everclear to repair a missing appendage, I’m wondering if this dude has to chase a gallon of Clorox with some lead paint shooters just to get a buzz…
I don’t even wanna think about what this dude takes for erectile dysfunction….
Meh, you should play the Mother series RPGs, they have food as healing items. LOL!