T w e n t y S i d e d
It’s time to take your medicine.
Dead Island
A stream-of-gameplay review of Dead Island. This game is a cavalcade of bugs and bad design choices.
Silver Sable Sucks
This version of Silver Sable is poorly designed, horribly written, and placed in the game for all the wrong reasons.
Steam Summer Blues
This mess of dross, confusion, and terrible UI design is the storefront the big publishers couldn't beat? Amazing.
Batman: Arkham Origins
A breakdown of how this game faltered when the franchise was given to a different studio.
What is Vulkan?
What is this Vulkan stuff? A graphics engine? A game engine? A new flavor of breakfast cereal? And how is it supposed to make PC games better?
I prefer radiated water sources, myself.
I prefer sex with prostitutes.
I prefer magical spells.
I prefer “not getting shot”.
I’m going to make my own game, with black jack and hookers! In fact, forget the game! ;^)
That sounds like “Redneck Rampage”, where the player avatar had to drink whiskey in order to be able to shoot straight.
Great one, Shamus. Loving it!
Makes you wonder what the guy would have to take to actually get drunk. Since apparently a vodka cranberry cures gun shot wounds, and a pint of Everclear to repair a missing appendage, I’m wondering if this dude has to chase a gallon of Clorox with some lead paint shooters just to get a buzz…
I don’t even wanna think about what this dude takes for erectile dysfunction….
Meh, you should play the Mother series RPGs, they have food as healing items. LOL!