The uninstaller sat for five minutes, spinning the hard drive but not moving the progress bar. I gave up, killed the process, and just deleted it manually.
At least it was consistent, making sure to disappoint me each step of the way, all the way to the end.
Silent Hill Origins
Here is a long look at a game that tries to live up to a big legacy and fails hilariously.
Bad and Wrong Music Lessons
A music lesson for people who know nothing about music, from someone who barely knows anything about music.
The Disappointment Engine
No Man's Sky is a game seemingly engineered to create a cycle of anticipation and disappointment.
How to Forum
Dear people of the internet: Please stop doing these horrible idiotic things when you talk to each other.
Mass Effect Retrospective
A novel-sized analysis of the Mass Effect series that explains where it all went wrong. Spoiler: It was long before the ending.