Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.
Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I’ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!
Top 64 Videogames
Lists of 'best games ever' are dumb and annoying. But like a self-loathing hipster I made one anyway.
The Best of 2014
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2014.
The Best of 2016
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2016.
Game at the Bottom
Why spend millions on visuals that are just a distraction from the REAL game of hotbar-watching?
A Lack of Vision and Leadership
People fault EA for being greedy, but their real sin is just how terrible they are at it.