Jedi Fallen Order Part 16: That Star Wars Feeling

By Shamus Posted Thursday Dec 3, 2020

Filed under: Retrospectives 240 comments

We’ve spent the last two weeks talking about the Sequel Trilogy and the Star Wars movies in general. Hopefully everyone has had their say, because it’s time to move on. Sort of. I do mention TLJ a couple of times in this article because of the way that movie pulls on the topic of “things that feel like Star Wars”, but hopefully we’re done arguing about the movies themselves. Ideally, at this point we can step back and think about the franchise as a whole.

Okay? Great. Let’s do this…

So What IS The “Feel” of Star Wars, Shamus?

I’m sure you saw this coming, but it turns out the answer is a little different for everyone. I’m sorry I can’t give you a more definitive answer, but “Star Wars” means different things to different people. In 1977, it was so radically different and yet so strangely familiar that it created dozens of fascinating little details for people to grab onto and say, “This. This is what makes Star Wars special.”

Your answer will also vary by age. For me, Star Wars was just the original trilogy, because the prequels didn’t come out until I was 28 years old. Someone younger may have watched the first six movies close together, and thus all of those are equally “Star Wars” to them. Then you have the even younger set that grew up with the Clone Wars and have an ever broader view of what the series is, or could be. Then you have the people who followed all of that, plus the comics and novels, and they have multiple layers of conflicting lore to juggle, some of which has been wiped away by the Disney purge and some of which has been repurposed or re-told. 

The Three Pillars of Star Wars

Man, I'm so looking forward to Chewbacca getting a medal nine movies from now.
Man, I'm so looking forward to Chewbacca getting a medal nine movies from now.

Conceptually, I divide the universe into three domains, and in turn each of these domains is bound to one of our original characters:

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Sidetracked!

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Dec 1, 2020

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It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for another column. Actually, the next column / video is a couple of weeks overdue by now. I got distracted by my programming project and abandoned the next column mid-paragraph.

Except, I haven’t been doing much with the program lately, because I got caught up writing about the program as opposed to working on it.

Except, I got sidetracked from that when I realized that it’s time to do my end-of-year writeup like I always do. The year is winding down. Cyberpunk 2077 comes out in 10 days. There’s not enough time between now and the end-of-year to give Cyberpunk its due, which means I’m done playing games for 2020. Anything from here on belongs to 2021. It’s time to look back over this train-wreck of a year and try to put things in some kind of order.

Except, I’m not really doing that because I got sidetracked playing last-minute 2020 hopefuls Carrion and Teardown.

Except, I didn’t get to spend a lot of time with them because I spent last week hanging out with my oldest two kids for the first time in years. But now that they’re gone, it’s time to finish playing Teardown + Carrion so I can do my end-of-year series so I can finish my next programming article so I can reach the next stage of my programming project so I can shelve it and work on my next column.

Except…

Over the weekend I was watching old Strong Bad emails, which got me thinking about the Strong Bad TellTale games from 2008, which made me realize there are two entire episodes of the game I never got around to playing. I’ve owned the series for a dozen years and didn’t realize I’d somehow missed out on 40% of the available contentTragedy: The games are no longer available for purchase now that TellTale games died.!

So in this incredibly busy season with a huge backlog of work hanging over me, I spent the last couple of days playing point-and-click adventure games leftover from the PS3 / Wii era of gaming. This means I don’t have any content for you right now. Instead let me offer you this stupid random image that’s partially interesting…

This jumped out at me when I was scrolling YouTube last week. Nothing special. It’s the usual avalanche of thumbnails for stuff I’ve watched a dozen times, sprinkled with the occasional new content. Give it a gander and see if anything seems strange to you.

No? Normal? Nothing amiss? Maybe it’s just me then.

Here is what I found interesting: The juxtaposition of the Tom Scott and STYX video. Now, Tom Scott doesn’t really look at all like STYX keyboardist / lead vocalist Dennis DeYoungBoth men are in their 30s in their respective pictures, but the picture of DeYoung was probably taken in 1983. DeYoung is in his 70s today., but something about the angle of the photo makes them look similar. Even the outfits look similar. If I saw the STYX video in isolation I probably wouldn’t think it was Tom Scott, but by placing it beside a Tom Scott video my brain makes the connection and I can’t NOT see Tom Scott.

There are supposedly 500 hours of content uploaded to YouTube every minute. Which makes it all the more baffling that it keeps suggesting I go archive binge established creators. They still have a (well hidden) search feature that will let you see fresh uploads, but I wish there was some middle ground between “Corporate Approved Internet Television” and “The 4Chan Chaos Feed”. Like, it’s really hard to find creators in the 100-10,000 subscriber range. You can either watch the algorithm-approved superstars, or the random uploads of a thousand burner accounts. (Or in rare occasions, both.)

Ah well. Once I finish this Strong Bad game I’ll get back to doing… whatever I’m supposed to be doing around here.

 


 

Diecast #323: Thanksgiving Carrion

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 30, 2020

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Happy Gluttony and Awkward Relatives Day! Hope you had a good one. We cheated and got take-out for Thanksgiving. A decade ago, that would have been an unthinkable breach of TRADITION. But now my wife and I are middle-age and we’re more or less in charge of what traditions get observed, passed on, ignored, or altered. And I think we’ve decided that a whole bunch of take-out is a better way to observe the day than hours of cooking food that isn’t anyone’s favorite, followed by hours of cleaning.



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Jedi Fallen Order Part 15: Disney Broke Star Wars

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 26, 2020

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Like I said last time, Rian Johnson used The Last Jedi to explore and mess with Star Wars tropes. I found it frustrating, but other people loved it because it gave them wonderful moments that weren’t possible in the old framework.

If you listen to the folks who love / appreciate the movie, you’ll find all sorts of comments like, “Star Wars never showed us [thing] before, and it’s exactly what I’ve always wanted to see!” My favorite is this video from Jill Bearup, who basically went out and pursued stage fighting as a new career / hobby based entirely on her love for the throne room fight against the Praetorian Guard in The Last Jedi. I didn’t appreciate the movie, but I do appreciate how much other people appreciated it, if you see what I mean.

In any case, Johnson’s fondness for punking the audience with their own genre expectations creates room for a sort of meta-level analysis that pokes fun at the genre itself. “Yes, you expected A to happen because A is what these stories always do, but really B makes more sense, except it feels like it doesn’t because we’re used to A, but doesn’t B sort of render the whole thing nonsensical? But does that mean the genre itself is nonsensical?” It’s a style of movie that draws attention to its own genre and deliberately breaks your immersion to think about the fact that you’re watching a movie. See also: Spec Ops: The Line

Q: Why do I have to stupidly drop white phosphorus on these people? 

A: Because you always do this kind of thing in these sorts of games, except here you’re getting a “more realistic” outcome.

Okay, fine. You don't want to train her. Can you at least not be a complete asshole about it?
Okay, fine. You don't want to train her. Can you at least not be a complete asshole about it?

I love this sort of thing. I think it’s fun to examine a genre through trope perversion / subversion. Heck, half the jokes in DM of the Rings were pitting the tropes of High Fantasy against the completely incompatible tropes of tabletop gaming.

Having said all of that…

Genre demolition is not the sort of thing you do in the context of the second act of an ultra-traditionalist story, you absolute LUNATICS!

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Much Ado About Star Wars

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 23, 2020

Filed under: Movies 385 comments

I just want to thank everyone who participated in the thread on The Last Jedi. It was great to hear people critique the movie for reasons that never occurred to me. It was great to hear from fans of the movie, who had lots of good reasons for enjoying Rian Johnson’s unorthodox take on Star Wars. And most importantly, it was great to hear from both sides without anyone being shouted down or insulted.

That thread is now one of my favorite discussions in the history of the site.

But I’m not here to talk about Last Jedi. Today we’re going to talk about…

The Rise of Skywalker

This movie felt like its own terrible videogame adaptation.
This movie felt like its own terrible videogame adaptation.

I should have watched The Rise of Skywalker before writing about The Last Jedi / Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order EA™. But I really didn’t want to.  I knew it was supposedly bad, and who wants to spend time watching something bad? This isn’t like Mass Effect where I had a strong attachment to the original and I needed to see how it turned out. I was largely indifferent to Rey, Finn, and Poe. I was content to know their story was over and I felt I didn’t need to know the messy details.

But there I was on Saturday afternoon.  I’d just finished my second binge through The Mandalorian, I was in a Star Wars kinda mood, and I figured I might be able to have some fun if I went in with my expectations sufficiently lowered.

This movie was… an experience? I guess that’s the most diplomatic way of saying it?

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Jedi Fallen Order Part 14: The Legacy of The Last Jedi

By Shamus Posted Thursday Nov 19, 2020

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Last time I said I was going to talk about what makes something “feel” like Star Wars. However, there’s no way we can get near that topic without talking about The Last Jedi, and I’m always wary of bringing it up because of how divisive it is. So before we get started, I need to head off the fight that’s been simmering since 2017. Specifically, I need to give the shove to the angry nerds and culture warriors who have made Star Wars fandom yet another front in their goddamn global slap fight. 

We can divide these folks into two overly-broad and reductionist categories:

  1. “Everyone who hates The Last Jedi is a sexist manchild that’s afraid of female empowerment and just wants endless remakes of the original trilogy!”
  2. “Everyone who claims to like The Last Jedi is an SJW cuck shill who only likes the movie because it shoves their ideology down everyone’s throat!”

These arguments take many forms. There’s the direct assault of, “Your opinion shows that you are a bad person who hates art / people.” Then there’s the more indirect attack along the lines of, “Clearly you weren’t paying attention, or you’re ignorant of Star Wars, or you don’t understand how warfare works. Therefore your opinion is invalid.”

To be clear: I’m fine if you love the movie. I’m fine if you hate it. I’m fine if you’re indifferent or you haven’t seen it. We’re friends! It’s all good!

What I absolutely cannot bear are the people who feel the need to project insidious motives onto the opposition, or who see their appraisal of the film to be some sort of position of virtue. I’m not going to mince words: These arguments are not welcome here. If you get anywhere near projecting stupidity / malice onto the opposition, or if you drag in any culture-war arguments, or if you’re obviously pissed off and spoiling for a fight, then I’m going to delete your comment without warning. I promise to be unreasonable and trigger-happy about this, because this argument has been driving me up a wall since the movie came out and I’ve basically lost my patience with the entire mess.

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Diecast #322: Watch Dogs Legion!

By Shamus Posted Monday Nov 16, 2020

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This week I talked to Ross Zevenhuizen, a friend, collaborator on Good Robot, and one of the developers of Watch Dogs Legion. We didn’t make it clear at the top of the show, but Ross is under some annoying NDA restrictions that prevents him from speaking freely about the development process. We were able to talk openly about our mistakes and regrets in Good Robot, but this is an Ubisoft game and we’re obliged to play by Ubisoft’s rules.



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