Fullmetal Alchemist

By Shamus Posted Monday Aug 28, 2006

Filed under: Anime 37 comments

I am way overdue in writing about this series. Usually I write about a show as I watch it, but in this case I’m up to disc 10 and other than talking about Armstrong I have yet to mention it. I stepped away from the series for a few months when the Big Project at work came up, and I’m just now getting back to it.

Fullmetal Alchemist is unlike most of the other anime I watch. For one thing, it’s actually on television where normal people tend to watch shows. It’s part of the Adult Swim lineup, which I guess is a series of cartoons for grownups on the Cartoon Network. So, the show is a little more mainstream than most of the stuff I watch.

The premise of the show is that alchemy is real. It works, and there is an entire science based on turning stuff into other stuff. There are laws that govern this, and a person usually has to study for a long time before they can do alchemy. Some people can’t do it at all. It seems to require both an innate gift and lots of knowledge.

Transmutation Circle
Transmutation Circle
To transmute something, an alchemist needs a fancy ring of symbols – the transmutation circle. They can then convert any object into another object of the same mass and composed of the same elements. So, you can convert a broken teacup into a fixed teacup (assuming you have all the pieces) but you can’t convert (say) water into wine. This is called the Law of Equivalent Exchange. Every episode begins with a recitation of this law, which is then applied with varying degrees of consistency throughout the course of the show. The Second Law of Thermodynamics is all but repealed.

Once in a while an alchemist gets it into his head that he could bring someone back from the dead. All he needs is the base elements that comprise the human body in the right amounts, some really complex and evil-looking transmutation circles, and a truckload of hubris. This is called “human alchemy”, and it is strictly forbidden.

The Elrich brothers & their mother
The Elrich brothers & their mother
The story centers on two young boys, Edward Elric and his younger brother Alphonse. They live with their mother, growing up in a small town, studying the alchemy books of their absent father as a way to amuse themselves. When their mother dies, the boys decide to bring her back. They know this is forbidden and dangerous, but they are desperate, foolish, and over-confident.

The series opens with the results of their experiment. Ed has one of his arms and one of his legs disintegrate when he attempts to bring back their mother. Al has the same thing happen to his entire body. Ed manages to bind his brother’s disembodied soul onto a suit of armor before it is gone forever. Thus he saves his brother, but also dooms him to life as an empty metal suit.

Eventually Ed gets a prosthetic metal arm and leg, and the two boys embark on a quest to recover what they lost.

Edward Elrich, The Fullmetal Alchemist
Edward Elrich, The Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed is a talented alchemist, and he also has a very unique gift: He can perform alchemy without using a transmutation circle. Usually when you capture an alchemist you take his circle (and writing tools!) away so that he can no longer perform alchemy, but Ed can do it be simply clapping his hands together. This makes him formidable in combat.

Ed is pretty short for his age, and one of the running gags in the show is how he hates being called short, and throws a chibi-style hissy fit whenever someone refers to him as such. This is compounded by the fact that he’s been named the Fullmetal Alchemist, but he travels with his brother who is a giant clanking metal suit. Most people assume that Al is the Fullmetal Alchemist, and when Ed corrects them they usually say something like, “You? But you’re so short!” Mayhem ensues.

Ed has an arm and leg made of “automail”, which as far as I can tell is made from some very advanced robotics. This is a bit odd since the world is otherwise mostly Victorian-era technology. He can move it at will, and since it’s made of metal he can also transmute his arm. By using alchemy he can turn the arm into a spike or a bladed weapon or any other number of tools.

Alphonse Elrich
Alphonse Elrich
Al is twelve years old. He’s also immense, towering over most adult men. His metal body is very tough. He can’t feel pain. His body looks grim and perhaps even evil, but he still has the voice of a boy. When he speaks, the voice comes from within the suit with a strange, echoing quality. He’s very much a boy deep down, often innocent and unsure of himself. He’s also gentle and idealistic.

Al is also shy and prefers to let his older brother handle things, which is difficult since he tends to stick out in a crowd. Most people assume he’s a guy wearing a suit of armor, and are shocked and frightened if they find out the truth.



I loved this show from the outset. The characters are interesting. The combat is intense and varied. The plot is compelling. The premise is unique. But now that I’m 36 episodes into it, it’s starting to wear on me.

Any clumsy show can have characters fighting to find out The Secret. In a more intelligent show, they might struggle to find out The Secret Behind The Secret. That’s certainly a lot more interesting. Occasionally an elaborate show will come along where we learn The Secret Behind The Secret Behind The Secret. But once a show gets half a dozen levels deep in secrets, it all blurs together and I stop trying to figure things out. Oh look, another mysterious person who knows the brothers, knows the Next Secret, and isn’t inclined to just freaking tell them. After a while the show starts to lose its air of mystery and becomes a series of fights.

So it’s a good thing the fights are so interesting. The combat in this show is very tense and sometimes gruesome. The alchemy keeps it varied, with lots of special effects and unexpected tricks to keep things lively.

Having said that, I am getting tired of it. I prefer short series. Barring that, I prefer a series which has an ending, and it doesn’t look like this sucker is going to end soon. I love the characters and their quest, but I’m getting the feeling that despite their struggles are aren’t really getting anywhere. If this was just about a couple of guys who travel around and have adventures, that would be one thing, but at the start of the show they pointed us in the direction of a real destination and now I’m keen to get there. A major problem is that we never know how much more we have to go. We’re always on the verge of learning the Next Secret, so for the last eight discs I’ve had the feeling we’re just a few episodes away from the end. Then the door to the Next Next Secret opens up. The show could keep this up forever, so even though a lot is happening it seems like nothing is happening.

I’m curious if the end has been written yet, but I’m very very careful about spoilers so I don’t want to go sniffing around and learn something that will ruin it for me.

 


 

Chinese Puzzle Torture, comparing notes

By Shamus Posted Sunday Aug 27, 2006

Filed under: Nerd Culture 18 comments

As a follow up to yesterday’s post about the nameless Chinese puzzle that Steven was working on, I’ve put together a few screencaps from the ones that gave me trouble. I think everyone else has beaten all of these by now, and I’m curious if anyone else has alternate solutions to any of these. Number 6, 13, and 18 in particular felt like they may have had more than one arrangement that would lead to the solution, but I wasn’t up to the job of finding out.

I hasitate to post these here, lest someone be tempted to peek at the solutions. If I could have peeked last night, I would have, and would have been robbed of the pleasure of beating number six on my own.

Spoilers follow.

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Chinese Puzzle Torture

By Shamus Posted Saturday Aug 26, 2006

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Looks like I’m not the only one puzzleblogging today. Steven links to this insidious game. The first five puzzles are minor speed bumps, and as Steven points out, the sixth one is a wall. A wall five meters tall, utterly smooth, and crowned with barbed wire. I’d think it was impossible but Steven has already done it. Now the puzzle taunts me.

The fact that the directions are in Chinese should not deter you. It’s pretty much intuitive. Besides, I’m pretty sure that characters just say, “HA HA! You never solve this one, round-eye!”

 


 

Meffert’s Challenge, Solved

By Shamus Posted Saturday Aug 26, 2006

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Whew…

Meffert's Challenge, solved!

Solving these sorts of toy puzzles is a lot less like solving jigsaw puzzles or crosswords, and much more like cryptography. Beating the thing is not about searching for the solution, but more about building the tools that can take you from any arbitrary arrangement to the solved state.

I don’t know how other people go about it, but once I get serious about a puzzle, I sit down and start developing some tools. For example, I’ll come up with a series of moves that, if you hold the puzzle just so and perform these exact movements, it will (say) swap a couple of pieces without disturbing the rest. To record these moves (so I can look them up in five minutes, which is about how long it will take me to forget) I also need some system of notation. For me this is a series of symbols that will record each move. My system of notation for this thing consisted of four diagonal arrows, which was nice and simple.

This puzzle was a gift my wife picked up for me at a yard sale somewhere. I assumed the name was “Meffert’s Challenge”, since that’s what is written on the side. I looked it up, and it turns out that this puzzle is rightly called “3-D Creative Puzzle Ball“. Meh. Not very catchy.

The thing about this puzzle that I find curious is that two of the faces (the ones with the words) are not colored to match their neighbors in any way, which means that they could swap places and change orientation and the puzzle would still be “solved”. This is not true of other toy puzzles I’ve worked with. It certainly made this one easier, which is good. If I had needed to line up those two side pieces (which is how I think of them) then the thing might have been too hard for me. Having said that, I’m tempted to take some colored magic markers and put some dots on them just so I can observe how they shift around as I work with the thing.

This is the most fun I’ve had with a puzzle in a long time. The Rubik’s 4×4 is the absolute limit of my ability, and more recent puzzles have left that thing (and me) far behind, with puzzles of such astounding complexity that I never even know how to begin. A good example is this technicolor horror:

12 color Tiled Megaminx
Pure evil. Colorful, though.

This “3-D creative thingy puzzle” was within reach, and I was able to tackle it in a few days instead of ramming my head against it for weeks, which is how things went in high school with Rubik’s 4×4.

Anyway, that was fun.

 


 

Planet Nerf, Part 2

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 25, 2006

Filed under: Rants 15 comments

From Fox News: Some Playground Equipment Targeted by Child Safety Groups. Wherein we read some tofu brain saying:

If children are the most precious commodity we have, then we don’t understand why people don’t make the play areas safe for children to grow up on. […] Getting hurt on a playground is not a rite of passage to be an adult.

Which makes it sound like our playgrounds are a crucible of rusty iron spikes, whirling blades, and Indiana Jones-style rolling boulder traps.

So playgrounds are now too dangerous. Riding bikes is too risky. TV rots their brain. Video games turn them into murderers. Sitting around all the time makes them obese. Clearly the only way to keep our kids safe is to place them into some sort of suspended animation until adulthood, when we can thaw them out and dress them in kevlar for a walk to the public library.

Just for the record: I saw this coming like Hally’s comet.

 


 

Meffert’s Challenge, Part 2

By Shamus Posted Friday Aug 25, 2006

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I realize these puzzle posts are kind of odd: Not much to discuss here. However, there is a certain degree of satisfaction derived from conquering one of these things, and that sense of victory is heightened when I can share the moment with someone. People who know me have already learned to make excuses and leave the room quickly when they see me wandering around with a grin and one of these things in my hand, so I thought I’d just post my progress here. At least when you don’t read it I won’t know. See?

Right. Anyway: Victory!

Meffert's Challenge, unsolved

Ahem. Well. Almost…

Meffert's Challenge, unsolved

Most of my problem has been trying to unlearn what I’d learned about puzzles. I had to overcome my mental block that was forcing me to think of the ball as a globe with the words at the two poles. I had to stop trying to figure out which line was the “equator”. I kept trying to impose symetry that wasn’t there, and it was confusing me.

The puzzle is, as I suspected, quite a bit simpler than a Rubik’s Cube. At one point I completed a ring and found I’d completed a second one by accident. There are a lot less combinations, and it’s probably not that unlikely that someone would solve it by accident. (At the height of the Rubik’s craze there was a pyramid shaped puzzle like that: I never bothered to make a methodical solution because you could solve it easier with just luck. Just solve one side after another, ignoring the fact that you’re messing up what you’ve already done, and you’ll blunder into the solved state before too long. This puzzle is more complex and accidental solution isn’t that easy to come by, but I can see it happening.)

This is the most fun I’ve had with a puzzle in a long time, now that I’m making progress. The last couple I’ve tried were just beyond me, and those are never much fin. I think this one is within my reach if I just keep at it.

 


 

Pentax Optio E10 (Sucks)

By Shamus Posted Thursday Aug 24, 2006

Filed under: Rants 10 comments

I mentioned how my wife feels about gifts. For her birthday I got her a Pentax Optio E10. I saw that it was $100 cheaper than the one she wanted, and that it had another megapixel of resolution. The features it was missing were mostly advanced-user manual settings type stuff, which she didn’t really want or need. She was very grateful, but it turned out to be an unfortunate mistake.

  • By far the biggest flaw was the energy needs of the camera. We would slap in brand-new batteries and they would last ten minutes. That is, tens minutes not using the flash. One or two flash pictures would kill a set of batteries.
  • Not that these batteries were truly dead. They could power other devices – even other cameras – without trouble. If the camera would turn on, the battery power display would go from full to empty to halfway to depleated, seemingly at random. Then the camera would shut off and refuse to turn back on.
  • If it couldn’t turn on, it wouldn’t give an error message saying “not enough power captain”. It would turn on, beep mysteriously, then turn off again. Took us a while to figure out what the problem was.
  • The exposure times were ridiculous. It was like trying to take pictures with a tinted lens. Outside, in broad daylight, pictures were both too dark and blurry. It couldn’t get a picture fast enough or bright enough. Usually it’s a tradeoff between the two, but this was ridiculous. Note that I’m talking motion blur here, not incorrect focal settings. But while I’m on the subject…
  • I understand that auto-focus is a bit of guesswork on the part of the camera. It has to pick out an element somewhere to focus on, and sometimes the software will make the wrong guess. But this camera was hopeless at the job. Four-fifths of the time it would lock onto nothing and everything would be a total blur. Did I need to take my camera to an optometrist? Maybe get it a contact lens?

Happy birthday sweetheart! I hope you like crap!

I would think that I just got a defective unit, but our previous camera was also a (much older) Pentax Optio of some sort, and it eventually developed these problems. It started out fine, but after a couple of years it started eating batteries like popcorn, acquired myopia, and refused to turn on. In fact, we got the new camera because of these problems, only to find the new camera has all of these same problems right out of the box!

(I strongly suspect that all of the problems are power related. I’m guessing that if I were to get an adapter and plug the thing in, the pictures would be in-focus and adequately exposed.)

We finally gave up on the thing and she took it back. I hate taking gifts back. She exchanged it (and a bit more money) for the Canon Powershot A530, which is nicer in almost every way imaginable except that it costs quite a bit more. Not unreasonable, but after getting such a deal on the Pentax the price of the Canon kind of stung. The Canon may even be a bit too much camera for our needs. Still, my wife is now happy and taking beautiful pictures, which makes me happy.

Lesson learned. No more Pentax for us.