Meez

By Shamus Posted Monday Sep 11, 2006

Filed under: Links 4 comments

Meez reminds me a bit of that Site Pal thing I wrote about a while ago. It’s a useless yet entertaining gadget aimed at MySpace users and bloggers.

They let you make animated characters using an avatar builder and add it to your website without asking for any money. Instead, certain items of clothing and accesories cost a few bucks. I’m not sure that can bring in enough to pay for the coders, artists, and bandwidth required to keep this going, but I think their approach makes a lot more sense than Site Pal. Site Pal wants money up front before you can put the guy on your site. Meez lets you get attached to your little animated persona and then tries to entice you into buying upgrades. I have an example of one of these characters at the end of this post. Kind of amusing.

The major downside I see is their delivery method: That animated guy below is a 1.1 megabyte animated GIF. That sucks. GIF files are a terrible way to deliver large animations like this. It’s bulky and doesn’t scale well at all. Some sort of Flash player thing would make a lot more sense.

Meez has a website clearly aimed at the user, while Site Pal has a lot of stuff on their site about “increasing sales” and “improving user experience”. If you just read their page, you would assume they were offering a product aimed at corporate websites. A quick look at the product itself, though, and it looks more like a personal website toy. (Their website also has the flavor of someone courting investment money and trying to convince potential investors, “No, really! We’re a serious company! We do sales and e-Business and User Experience and all kinds of grown-up stuff!”) I think the marketing-focused salesmanship on their site, coupled with the pay-up-front approach, is going to drive away a lot of casual and curious customers. On the upside, they aren’t bleeding bandwidth costs to non-paying customers like YouTube or Meez. On the other hand, I stongly suspect that the Site Pal voice technology (which is their really clever feature) is licensed from a third party, so if by some miracle that became their selling point then other companies (like Meez) could just license it as well.

These “website gadgets” are interesting to me. During the dot-com craze, everyone thought this stuff was the future. Then everyone thought it was a pipe dream and ran off. Now people are starting to look in this direction again. Bandwidth is cheaper, blogs are a much larger part of the ‘net, a few new ideas have cropped up, and investors are a little wiser and more cautious. I think it’s a good sign that things like this are showing up, and also a good sign that nobody is offering them a billion bucks of investment for an idea and some prototype code. These sites might actually exhibit a normal business lifecycle: Make a prototype, get enough cash to get off the ground, and then either fly or crash.

Read on to see that 1.1MB animated Meez, which I’ve hidden below the fold as an act of mercy. Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Meez”

 


 

Long King Kong

By Shamus Posted Sunday Sep 10, 2006

Filed under: Movies 6 comments

In my previous post about the King Kong movie, Jaquandor warned me that some upcoming scenes were not for the squemish. He wasn’t kidding. Eeew. One of the worst moments for me was the part where Ann hides in a rotted log, and encounters a couple of huge centipedes.

King Kong, Ann Darrow and a big centipede
I know it’s really frightening, but close your mouth, idiot. With instincts like this, it’s a wonder she survived the movie.

King Kong, Ann Darrow and two big centipedes
I’ve lightened these shots up quite a bit so we can see the bugs better.

Now, this is nowhere near the worst encounter with bugs in the movie. Other characters meet ones a lot bigger and some of them die very badly. But these two centipedes (which never hurt anyone) made me squirm in my seat, because I know they are not that far from reality. Some of the other creepies in the movie (like leeches the size of a bear) didn’t make a lot of sense to me, foodchain-wise. My mind filed them into the same slot as dragons and H. R. Gieger’s Alien: dangerous stuff I’ll never have to worry about. But there really are centipedes that are nearly this big and they give me the willies. If I’d been in Ann’s place here, I would not have sat there with my mouth open, I would have run away, waving my hands over my head and screaming like a woman.

You have to see the real thing to believe it, although I don’t really suggest it. It isn’t for the faint of heart, but here is a YouTube video of a gigantic centipede catching and eating a mouse. If that’s not enough gross for you, then try watching a centipede eat a tarantula.

But getting back to King Kong: The movie was one horrifying death after another. After a while I went numb. I fast-forwarded a lot, and the movie still took ages. If you plan to have a go at this movie, make sure you have lots of free time and a strong stomach.

 


 

Full Metal Panic, Disc 7

By Shamus Posted Saturday Sep 9, 2006

Filed under: Anime 7 comments

The grand finale!


Full Metal Panic

More thrills!

Full Metal Panic

More fanservice!

Full Metal Panic

More romantic tension!

Full Metal Panic

More clichés!

Full Metal Panic

More Engrish!

Full Metal Panic

More gigantic robots punching each other!


Pretty much everything that I’ve read about the series is true: The ending is weak because of the limitations of the source material, the important mysteries are never explained, and the bad guy has all the personality and depth of a black-and-white cardboard cutout of Paris Hilton.

But I got my mecha fix, the good guys won, and the series didn’t commit any horrible crimes. It’s odd observing my reaction to the ending of this series as compared to Last Exile. Exile was a failure in my book. The production values were incredible and the world was facinating, but in the end the story didn’t work and so it all flew apart. They aimed high and missed the mark. Full Metal Panic aimed way, way, lower, but they did manage to hit their target. The result being that I’m coming away with a more positive view of FMP than I did of Last Exile. That doesn’t seem fair, but that’s how it worked out.

 


 

Link to someone new

By Shamus Posted Saturday Sep 9, 2006

Filed under: Links 2 comments

Full Metal Panic – Big Honkin’ Gun
BeckoningChasm made a list of 25 favorite characters, and had the same trouble I did at filling the list, even when resorting to cartoon characters.

A different blog, but also by BeckoningChasm is this oil painting project. My wife does oil painting whenever she can (which is about once a year since we had kids) and I enjoy seeing a piece of work come together. I hope he sees it though, it looks like a real challenge. Actually, I’m a sucker for any sort of blog that shows a work in progress. I love to see someone apply their skill and make something.

Okay, I’ve linked to Pete before so this isn’t “someone new”, but this is too good to pass up. Made me laugh, it really did.

 


 

DM of the Rings II:
Been There, Done That

By Shamus Posted Friday Sep 8, 2006

Filed under: DM of the Rings 29 comments

Lord of the Rings, D&D campaign – Village of Bree, Prancing Pony, Strider the Ranger

A couple of people were foolish enough to encourage me yesterday, so now I’m inflicting another one on you.

 


 

Too Much of a Good Thing

By Shamus Posted Friday Sep 8, 2006

Filed under: Movies 5 comments

The waiter staggers over with a dinnerplate the size of a hubcap, loaded with food. He has to use both hands to hold it level, and while he’s trying to maintain his effete demenor you can tell he’s straining from the effort. It hits the table with a solid thud. The salt shaker nearly topples over from the seismic disturbance. He bows slightly, and leaves you to your meal.

It’s incredible. The flavor is fantastic. The texture is perfect. You have no idea if you can eat it all, but once you’ve had a bit you’re willing to give it a try. Halfway through the mountain of food you know you’re full, but you keep at it. At three-quarters of the way down your pants no longer fit and you have to adjust your position in your chair. Your eyes start to water. By four-fifths your progress slows because your body refuses to salivate. At this point you’ve forgotten what the food tastes like; you’re just shoveling now. By the time you can see the plate it’s hard to breathe. The last few bites sit in your mouth for a while before you can summon the will to swallow them.

Someone clears their throat nearby. Your head is swimming. Slowly you turn sideways to see who it is.

The waiter gives you a polite smile as he lifts the plate away, “Very good, sir. Ready for the second course?”

I just watched the first third of King Kong.

 


 

Bloglines Test Post

By Shamus Posted Thursday Sep 7, 2006

Filed under: Notices 9 comments

Just fiddling with my feed vs. bloglines. Nothing to see here. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.
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