PAX East 2011: Settling In

By Shamus Posted Thursday Mar 10, 2011

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We set out before dawn, sloshing through the icy rain that afforded the approximate visibility of a trip trough the car wash. It’s a 600 mile journey (my metric is a bit rusty, but I think that works out to be about 1,276.3 litres) from Pittsburgh to Boston. We were headed east. So was the rain. Around mid-day we found ourselves ahead of the mess and we saw dry pavement for the first time in nearly a week.

The trip took about ten hours. Slower than flying, but it was hundreds of dollars cheaper and nobody tried to unshoe me in public and play with my junk. I’m now typing this post on a laptop with a missing ‘H’ key, an unreliable ‘B’, and an infuriating habit of randomly doing a [home] or [up arrow] right in the middle of typing a sentence, for no damn reason in the world. If this computer was voice activated, it would have tried to go screw itself six times during the typing of this paragraph alone.

Note that the picture above is misleading to the point of propaganda. My wife snapped it during a very uncharacteristic moment where I’d stopped making scowly faces and swearing for a nanosecond to contemplate how much I was enjoying reaching the end of a day with my junk un-fondled.

Still no plan for PAX tomorrow, other than the fact that I will be in the Wyvern Theatre from 9:30pm – 11:30pm for the Escapist Movie Night. The crew of LoadingReadyRun, will be in the same room as myself, MovieBob, Susan Arendt and Greg Tito. I can’t promise we won’t just form a super-team and leave the theater to fight crime, so attend at your own risk.

Fun fact about our hotel room: All of the outlets in the bedroom are governed by a light switch. The same switch that controls the lights. There’s an alarm clock in the room, but it turns off as soon as you turn off the light. The only way to have the clock keep proper time is to put it in the other room, which already HAS a clock.

 


 

Spoiler Warning S4E51: Three Hour Relay Race

By Mumbles Posted Thursday Mar 10, 2011

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I forgot to say this during the episode because I was drowning in cough medicine and two shots of whiskey, but I know why it takes three hours to get through the relay. Sweet, sweet Garrus love making. Yeah, that’s right ladies. Straight up naked Turian action. But, since we didn’t romance anyone during this Let’s Play, we get a fully-clothed Miranda instead. Joygasm.

Obviously, if I had a choice I’d have Regina romance the hell out of Garrus, but my second option would have to be Tali. I mean, why not? BioWare doesn’t have anything against girl on girl (or even boy on boy) action. She also invited me to share suit air like we were exchanging friendship bracelets! If that’s not a Quarian come on, I don’t know what is.

But, the best BioWare romance that never was will always be Canderous. YOU WILL LIVE ON IN MY HEART, MIGHTY MANDALORE.

 


 

Spoiler Warning S4E50:Miran-duh

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Mar 9, 2011

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I know we didn’t get to see the feud between Jack and Miranda in this play-through, but let me say a bit about it…

If you remember, Jack went to the Cerberus School For Torturing Children in the Name of Lulz. Her warped mind, her rage, her savagery, and her criminal behavior are a result of the extreme abuse she suffered at their hands.

Then we have Miranda, who keeps telling us how smart she is while doing very little to convince us. She’s rude, short-sighted, and she can’t articulate any kind of reasonable defense for Cerberus. The one project she ran only had three people in it, and she still had somebody go rogue on her. And then she executed our only lead. I’d trust Grunt with managing a research project before I gave her another one.

Anyway. As soon as both Jack and Miranda become loyal, this happens:

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PAX East 2011: Getting Ready

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 8, 2011

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Plans are made. Supplies are purchased. Babysitting is arranged. Tickets are obtained. Hotel is booked.

This trip is sort of dual-purpose for us. My wife and I haven’t been on a trip without kids since our honeymoon. In 1997. (Our firstborn arrived just a few days before our first anniversary.) I think we’re due. So, we’ll be doing PAX on Friday and Sunday, and vacationing in a more general sense on Saturday. We have no firm plans for PAX. I know we don’t want to spend all day in lines. We’ll probably gravitate towards the less populated events to avoid that particular temporal torture.

I have no idea if I’ll spend any time writing. We might be too busy. I might have things that demand blogification. If you’re one of the twos of people who have said you’ll be looking for me, then here is who you’re looking for: Continue reading ⟩⟩ “PAX East 2011: Getting Ready”

 


 

Spoiler Warning S4E49: I Don’t Even…

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Mar 8, 2011

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Full disclosure: This episode was recorded over a week ago. We got to the end of our usual four-episode session, but we were right in the middle of blowing up the Geth base. We couldn’t save the game and so we decided to roll forward and do the first episode of the next week. We were all a little tired and so we wound up with what you have here: Fifteen minutes of disjointed events, loveless angst, confusion, slurred speech, and bone-headed mistakes. For example, at about the three minute mark I talk about the feud between “Jack and Samara”, when I should have said “Jack and Miranda”.


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The whole thing with the entire team getting on the shuttle was another great example of the clumsy writing that clings to the main plot of this game. Really, it’s not that hard to come up with a reasonable justification for this. To have the whole team pack up and fly away with no clear destination or goal is just lazy. It’s like starting a sentence and then not even bothering to

 


 

A Matter of Life and Geth

By Shamus Posted Monday Mar 7, 2011

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Last week Reader Cody211282 was having an interesting debate in the comments about the nature of AI. Should the Geth in Mass Effect 2 be considered “alive”? Here is just a bit of the exchange:

But they aren't living they are machines, it's like comparing my computer to my dog(I know I'm dumbing it down a bit here), they can both do basic tasks and I love them both but one of them isn't alive and the other is. The Geth have software that dictates what they do, even Legion says the that only reason the Heretic Geth follow the Reapers is because of a computer glitch.

Points to the Mass Effect setting for this. This is exactly what I love about science fiction. When it’s good, it brings up questions about what life is, what intelligence is, how we perceive the universe, and why humans behave the way they do. When it’s really good, it asks these questions in a way that leads to bigger questions, and allows the reader to ponder the answers for themselves.

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Experienced Points: For Old Man Murray

By Shamus Posted Sunday Mar 6, 2011

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Nothing like writing an entire article and finding out it became obsolete about the same time I turned it in. Old Man Murray was removed from Wikipedia last week. I wrote about it, but by the time the article went live the page had been re-instated. Ah well. Hopefully it provides some amusement on its own.

Really, I wasn’t that upset about the page being pulled from Wikipedia. It was dumb, sure, but not exactly an industry-threatening crisis. My real motivation for writing the piece was so that I could talk about one of the influences that got me into writing about games in the first place.