Reddit vs. Wall Street

By Shamus Posted Thursday Feb 4, 2021

Filed under: Column 135 comments

Someone asked me to explain this nonsense with GameStop and this Reddit vs. Some Hedge Fund stuff. There are a ton of explanations in the form of facecam YouTube videos, but if you’d rather read than watch a person talk for fifteen minutes then answers have been hard to come by.

The media is baffled and can’t seem to break it down for the non-experts. You can jump over to Reddit and try to follow the chaos, but the explanations are lacking in context, dense with technical jargon, and filled with in-jokes. There really isn’t a newbie-friendly way to get a handle on things. 

I absorbed some financial knowledge during my time serving on the front lines of the Dot-Com bubble. I am nowhere near an expert and there are still details of this story that are beyond me, but I have a rough grasp of the basics and I think I can break it down for the uninitiated. So that’s what I’m going to do. Here is a short, jargon-free overview of what this mess is.

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. I am not an expert. I’m a programmer who didn’t get rich in the Dot-com bubble.

I have no personal stake in this. I own no stocks, and if I did I’d have tissue paper hands”Paper hands” means you’re risk averse and will sell shares at the first hint of trouble. This is in contrast to “diamond hands”, which means you’ll hold a stock you believe in and ignore scary fluctuations that might make others sell.. I don’t have the composure or capital to participate in the market, but I really enjoy reading about it. I’m not a speculator, I’m a spectator.

Also, if any experts read this: Feel free to correct me where I’m wrong. I did quite a bit of research and tried my best to simplify things without bruising the truth, but this thing is fractally complex.

First off, we need explain what it means when people talk about “shorting” stock.

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Dénouement 2020: The Best Stuff

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Feb 2, 2021

Filed under: Industry Events 145 comments

Ugh. I’m already tired of thinking about 2020. I’m trying to enjoy my 2021, so the last thing I want to do is revisit the tribulations of yesteryear. Let’s just get this over with.

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Diecast #331: Dyson Sphere Program, Per Aspera, Huniepop 2

By Shamus Posted Monday Feb 1, 2021

Filed under: Diecast 102 comments

Note that in a couple of weeks, Paul is going to be away. I don’t know if I’ll get a replacement host or if I’ll skip the show. We’ll see. In the meantime, enjoy Paul getting once again angry / incredulous at a game.



Hosts: Paul, Shamus. Episode edited by Issac.
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Link (YouTube)

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Jedi Fallen Order Part 22: Darth Cameo

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jan 28, 2021

Filed under: Retrospectives 149 comments

Cal finally beats Trilla into submission and recovers the holocron. Then Cere shows up, and makes another appeal to Trilla for redemption.

Cere’s speech is actually really good, particularly the line where she says, “I know the choices I made took all of your choices away. And I have failed you, Trilla.” It’s a wonderful scene, well-written, and the actors perform the hell out of it. It’s a good line, although it trips over the fundamental problem with using torture in this game.

Trilla didn’t get a choice because she was tortured, and breaking under torture isn’t a choice. I agree. But Cere only made those choices because she was tortured. So therefore nobody made any choices and nobody in this story is at fault.

Regardless of what you think about how much responsibility a torture victim has for their own actions, the morality of this situation is inherently contradictory because both of these people are grown adults that took actions in response to torture.

  • If Cere is guilty for giving up her apprentice, then Trilla is guilty for all of the evil sadistic shit she’s done since becoming a Sith. On the other hand…
  • If Trilla isn’t guilty for any of her evil deeds because she’s a torture victim, then Cere isn’t guilty for giving her up.

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Dénouement 2020: The Good Stuff

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jan 26, 2021

Filed under: Industry Events 127 comments

Last year was not a particularly fun year. For the most part, I did not have a good time. A lot of the games I wanted to play were either disappointments, or delayed to the next year. 

But I can’t claim it was all bad. I did manage to find a few titles that amused me. So here is the list of titles that kept me going…

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Jedi Fallen Order Part 21: The Slog

By Shamus Posted Thursday Jan 21, 2021

Filed under: Retrospectives 119 comments

Cal finally won a lightsaber duel against Trilla, but he managed to lose the holocron anyway. Since the holocron contains a list of a bunch of young force sensitives all over the galaxy, we can’t really let the Empire keep it. The Empire will round the kids up and stick them in the giant alignment-changing torture machine and turn them all into Sith.

Cere knows where Trilla went. There’s a secret Imperial base where they run their torture factory, and that’s where the inquisitors are based. So the only way to fix this is to assault the very heart of Sith power.

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Dénouement 2020: The Disappointments

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Jan 19, 2021

Filed under: Industry Events 165 comments

In a normal year, I’ll play a few dozen games. The top few will make the “best of” list and the bottom few will make the “disappointment” list and everything in the middle will be forgotten. But this year is weird. If you stick the two lists together, you’ll have basically everything I played.

But before we talk about that, let’s talk about what I didn’t play.

The No-Show List

(I only bring this stuff up because I know someone will ask “But what about Game X?”.)

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