Mass Effect EP17: Kilotons for Kaiden

By Shamus Posted Thursday Dec 13, 2012

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See, this is another classic example of how BioWare didn’t plan ahead. In this part of the game we clearly KILLED KAIDEN IN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, and yet in the first five minutes of the next game they retcon the whole thing and have him alive again with no explanation. This failure to plan is why the whole thing is such a-

Oh. Right. That was Josh’s fault because he brought Kaiden back to life using a save editor. Um. Yeah. Still, the point stands that Kaiden totally had it coming.

We’re nearing the end of the Mass Effect re-watch. After this we’ll begin reposting the Fallout 3 episodes. I’m really looking forward to that. I haven’t seen those eps since they first aired, and I suspect I’ve forgotten a lot of them.

 


 

Ok Cancel

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Dec 12, 2012

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Microsoft’s operating system has many advantages, but “beauty and grace” are not among them. Gates figured out early that compatibility and ubiquity trumped looks, grace, security, stability and efficiency, which made him a billionaire. I complain about it, but he’s a billionaire and I’m using Windows, so… hm.

I understand that Microsoft does not have a company culture that fosters a lot of ease-of-use minded development. And that’s fine, I guess. I don’t expect high class at Wal-Mart, I don’t expect heartfelt and bittersweet indie Gen-Y character studies from Lucasfilm, and I don’t demand photorealistic graphics from Telltale Games. Companies all have their strengths and weaknesses, and they usually do well to stick with what they know rather than mimicking what their differently-designed competitors might be doing.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Ok Cancel”

 


 

Mass Effect EP16: Ham and Squid

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Dec 12, 2012

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Episode 16, wherein we forget to turn off the push-to-talk sound and thus have an entire episode punctuated with bip-bup noises. We fail at Spoiler Warning-ing.

Kirrahe is definitely the go-to guy for line-holding. If you have a line that you need firmly held, put Kirrahe on it. He’ll hold that line so hard you’ll forget what it looked like before he began holding it.

It’s kind of interesting how much dead air we have in these episodes. These days we struggle to keep from talking over each other, but back in 2010 we were content to let a couple of minutes of gameplay roll by without saying anything.

 


 

Random Notes on Far Cry 3: Part 1

By Chris Posted Tuesday Dec 11, 2012

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Due to a number of circumstances beyond our control – Shamus' sleep schedule, Rutskarn's finals week, an unexpected death in my family, and Josh's sudden arraignment for an arson somewhere in Canada* – there will be no new Spoiler Warning this week. In an attempt to fill the gap, however, Shamus has graciously granted me permission to give you a bunch of words that will, with any luck, prove an adequate substitute for the pictures and noises normally posted in this space. And being both creatively bankrupt and hording my best material for myself, I figured I’d fulfill this honor by doing the most lazy thing possible: I’d write about the video game I’ve been playing most recently. With all of that house cleaning out of the way: Let’s talk about Far Cry 3.

Continue reading ⟩⟩ “Random Notes on Far Cry 3: Part 1”

 


 

Mass Effect EP15: Art Collectors and AA Guns

By Shamus Posted Saturday Dec 8, 2012

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ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! HOLD THE LINE! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO!

A bit of Spoiler Warning housekeeping: I’ve updated the Spoiler Warning page and created a playlist for Mass Effect 3. You know, just in case you wanted to torture someone with a continuous trickle of complaining and you don’t want to have to click on the videos manually.

Also, I remember at some point people mentioned that other bits were missing from the Spoiler Warning page, but now I’ve forgotten what they are. Let me know in the comments if anything is missing, broken, or invalidates all the choices you made to establish a pretentious and nonsensical ending that conflicts with established themes.

 


 

The Walking Dead EP8: The Best Defense is a Good Fence

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 7, 2012

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This entire walk to the farm is wonderfully tense, and all we’re doing is walking in the woods. I never felt this much tension in Mass Effect, not even when the whole universe was blowing up in the background. I realize it might be tough to get the emotional impact of this when the four of us were talking over it, but the framing of this entire scene creates a sense of unease.

Imagine how much less successful the walk in the woods would be if the whole “getting to know you” dialog took place at the motel, with everyone standing in place and talking. Doing things this way gives us a sense of distance and time passing. We’re taken out of our safe(ish) home and put on the road, where we know there’s danger. It gives us a change of scenery so we don’t get too fatigued with a lot of repeating motel shots. The action (walking) gives the characters something to do so we don’t get that feeling that everyone is rooted in place.

This is how a TV show would handle this scene. This is how a movie would handle it. I’ve been down on the videogames-as-movies mindset for years, but I’ve got to say: It works a lot better if you at least make use of what we’ve learned in the last 75 years of cinematography.

So the electric fence seems like it’s a horrible idea. You’ll run out of gas sooner or later, and that fence must burn through a lot of juice. (Keeping in mind this fence is set to fry people, not just scare livestock away. Big difference.) Eventually you’ll have to replace it with a non-electrical solution. Whatever that solution is going to be, it would be better to roll it out now and save the gas for lighting and refrigeration. Because life is going to be a lot harder once those are gone. Speaking of which, do any of you guys know how to make candles? Anyone? That might become important very soon.

According to the game, the fence works and keeps out both the walkers and bandits. I’m skeptical of both possibilities, but there it is.

 


 

The Walking Dead EP7: Who Wants Some Beef Jerky?

By Shamus Posted Friday Dec 7, 2012

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I’m really starting to warm up to Larry. Last episode he tried to kill Lee, but today he’s just arguing to leave strangers to die, demanding food in a threatening manner, and being incredibly incompetent. If he keeps improving like this then in another two or three episodes he might only be the second most horrible person alive.

Still, I have to give the game credit. Larry is the good sort of antagonist. (If not antagonist, then antagonizing character, if you feel the need to split that particular hair.) He fits in the world and he has his reasons for being the way he is. As Roger Ebert loves to say, he’s the guy you love to hate.

I do wonder what the group is doing here. Kenny’s truck was just out of gas, but it should still work. (Remember we left it about a block from the pharmacy.) If the food is running low, why aren’t we on the road? As we’ll find out tomorrow, we have fuel now so we’re free to leave. This place is a dead end. I know Kenny is trying to fix up the RV, although the only reason to fix the RV is so we have enough space for everyone. But certainly a couple of people could go in the pickup and forage for food.

These questions aren’t central to the story or anything. This situation is perfectly plausible. It’s just that the odd time-jump between episodes left me wondering what I’d missed and how we arrived at this particular set of circumstances.